Wanted: Ghost Biker

Chicago Skyline

Chicago Skyline (Photo credit: Frank Kehren)

From the Police Detective’s office desk:

We have a search warrant for a wanted ghost criminal. He goes by the name of Allen Baker. He has killed 1,000 innocent citizen’s live in the city of Chicago. This man has been seen by police, and federal agents, but each time we try to arrest him he disappears. We have some video tapes from citizens of this city showing the ghost biker killing people. Sometimes it’s 3 when he appears in the night, and after several days it’s 6 people in the day. Be careful when he ever steps in your neighborhood. He drags his victims with a chain by driving his motorcycle on the streets strap at their necks. If you have seen this individual report it to the police. He is highly intelligent, and dangerous. Don’t try to be the hero by capturing him, and giving to us, just do what we say, and we’ll handle the rest. This is for expert authorities to handle this criminal mastermind.

Signed by Police Detective Nayer Hearst

The Invasion is Upon Us!!!!!!!!!!!

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, Ne...

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, New Jersey Edited version of Image:PurportedUFO NewJersey 1952 07 31.gif. By Bach01. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear World,

The invasion of planet Earth has begun, and it’s not pretty. The aliens are here taking control all over the countries, and continents. I am in hiding, and my name is Ray Maters. I escaped from a UFO spaceship, but they are still looking for me. Little do they know that I have the smarts, and the sharp eyes to outsmart them. But, this isn’t the point the thing is that we no longer have our liberty, and they have enslaved us. They are testing us on everything. Their labs are quite unique, and nothing like I’ve seen from the movies. Luckily I can run quickly to a location for survival. I have my anti-alien rifle with me that I have invented to zap them if they try to capture me. I have to be careful of their potion that could turn me into an alien. Most people have turned into them, but there is a formula to turn them back into humans. It is somewhere really not that close, and if I could get those formula potions, then I can try to turn those aliens back to where they were humans. I don’t have much time left, and have less then a day to save this planet. It isn’t going to be easy. I have a hut deep in the jungle, and am trying to be careful of the big animals here. So far, I am doing the right thing, but some aliens have spotted me. I had to out-trick them by given them a false location of where I am at, little do they know that I am somewhere inside a state of the USA somewhere. OK!, here’s the plan meet me in Washington, D.C. Close to the Abraham Lincoln Monument, and I’ll tell you how to save humanity. However, don’t contact me until you get there by Saturday midnight, 2013.

Yours Truly,

Ray Maters

Happiness comes from Within You

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happiness (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It doesn’t matter how old you were when you felt depressed your entire life, because you can start being happy at any age. I have always believed in order to be happy your inner self has to feel positive, and happy. There are some people average or famous that are depressed, and never get happy. It’s all in your mind, and you’re getting your mind to beat you. You have to think happy and feel happy. I don’t believe in wasting your life on negative events, and bad people. The first thing to do is stop hanging around with the wrong crowd, and give in to the right crowd who will support you. I have seen people die, because they have done harm to their bodies, and were always negative. Me? I have been depressed for a time, but I have learned to be happy in my inner-self, and outer-self. I enjoy watching movies, reading novels, history books, and going out. I know it is real hard for you at this time, but at the end of that outcome, you will be positive, then you will laugh at it. You need to pick yourself up, and do things on your own, don’t depend on people to do things for you. Begin to be independent, and then you will feel happy. We all were lost about whether to feel bad or happy, but there are consultants for that. There has got to be something from you that you have succeeded in your life, and made you feel positive.

Think On Your Life

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English: ATLANTIC OCEAN (June 2, 2007) – An F/A-18C Hornet assigned to the Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 37 performs a supersonic pass as part of the air power demonstration during the Friends and Family Day Cruise aboard Nimitz-Class aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75). Sailors brought their friends and family aboard Truman so they could experience a day in the life of a Sailor. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Ricardo Reyes (RELEASED) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I always think about celebrities I don’t know personally. And forget the most important people, my family and friends in Miami,Fl. We always get caught up on nonsense and buy all kinds of junk we want, but we forget the most important thing your life. Life is more important, and thinks about talking about your family and friends that will always be there with you. We need to talk normal, and think about our close ones. It happens many times that we want to talk about life and friends who have done this and that. I think it is time to live life in a reality mode, and talk about the places you have been also. We should laugh at the funny things we do and say. Maybe, there was a moment when your family member or friend got married or when he or she has jumped 75 feet down from the sky strapped with ropes, and safety belts. Think about those things, and talk serious to your family and friends, but stop joking around so much. We all know you are a kidder, but don’t exaggerate too much. Look at the beauty of our planet, or maybe see animals around, and planes flying in the sky. Read about other things such as nature or pick up a science magazine you wanted to know about the unified theory. Be interested about those things like astronomy, photography, and etc. Entertainment isn’t the only thing you’ll be hooked on. We all should tend to our friends and loved ones. Especially our parents who care deeply so much for us. All people love talking about life. Use your smarts to do these things like talking about your friends and family. Believe me you’ll feel much better, and normal when you do these things.

Stuff Happens

Stan Lee

Stan Lee (Photo credit: Gage Skidmore)

Think of it as you are expecting a high raise from your new job, but in return you get a small amount of money you have never expected. All of these things happen. You think that you are going to get the whole piece of the pie in the world, but the other side you ignore, suddenly come to a reality. Don’t worry it all happens to all of us. When we think of dating a beautiful girl, then she dates someone else. Your spirit suddenly breaks, and you think that no longer can recover from it. Of course, you can recover from anything. Think of it this way, whenever reality hits you across the side of your face, think of it, as if you have experience from it, and you can have something way better. Expecting something huge is a tall task to order. It has happened to me many times, and so it did to you. You have to think of it that there will be many opportunities you could succeed from. This sin’t your last straw from a needle in a haystack, but there are many second chances in life. At any age you can achieve anything you have always wanted. One example is Stan Lee the co-creator form Marvel Comics. although the movies from his beginning career have failed, which he rebounded at his older stages in life became one of the most successful superhero comic’s movies ever. Marvel Comics are now the most powerful comic company in the world. See! This can be you in any field you choose, and even in life you can prevail also. The most important thing to believe is belief in you. You have to have faith my friend. I have faith in mine.

U.S.V.

This country is now called The United States of Vamprica formerly known as USA. Vampricans live in this country and have bitten many people in this country. Half of the criminals are vampires and some mortal criminals have died from being bitten. The Vampricans are citizens and residents. The politics are much different, and I don’t know to explain how the U.S.A. became the U.S.V. It’s a long story, and has to tell the whole history.

From a different point of view are black vampires slaves that used to be owned by white American vampires. Imagine of how all the other states would be precept as living vampires. In Africa the poor vampires are almost dying, because of not too much blood. The U.S.V. is trying their best to help Africa all they can, but it’s not enough. There is simply not enough blood to give to the poor Africans. All this sounds complicated. Canada is now Vamprica too, and God knows what the other countries are Vampiricas. My name is Arnold Brants and I’m trying to survive as a human in this proud country that used to be for the Americans.

We now call ourselves Vampricans and should be proud to be called by this race. I don’t like the name, and am trying to make this country back to where it was before. When I walk around the streets I see people buying blood all over the places and the movies here showing are only about vampires. Most of these once being Americans want to suck my blood, and I fight them off. We have a Vamprican President that’s a Vampiricrat. There used to be Vampublicans as Presidents in this country. What happened to the old traditions of Republicans and Democrats? This all seem to disappear in a matter of seconds.

The government is much different then, instead of collecting money they collect blood. Here I’m in hiding and trying to survive. I’m trying the best I can to make this country back to the United States of America back on its feet again. I want you to wish me the best of luck, because I need it. I need all the help I can get. Pray to God this all resolves, but it will take many years and most of my entire lifetime to make it what it once was. The military are now vampires now, and this world is filled with vampires today, and will always stay that way.

The Paranormal

Paranormal Smoke

Paranormal Smoke (Photo credit: Nicky Pallas)

We all have different reactions of the paranormal; I thought that I’ve had that experience before. Many time I’ve heard a thump on the door without anyone present outside by the door near my home; no one present at my door. I’ve heard lots of peculiar stories and started to wonder if I should believe it. However, you do anything it’ll be the most talked about topic; some will say is real, while others say is a hoax. My life is simple enough to say that I have lived it. My experiences are normal, but I don’t know about yours. You’ll probably say that you’ve had that weird experience; in fact there’s a heaven and a hell; also a limbo. We don’t know where we’re headed, but you’ll rather prefer Heaven. The problem is that God doesn’t release spirits that once lived in our lifetime or before. So, how are we to say that these ghosts are haunting us? And are they coming to us friendly or hateful? In this case the answer is: No. There’s not quite evidence to judge anyone by their real life experiences; a lot of impossibles have happened in our time, and it’ll continue to happen. So far, we’ve solved one thing: that not all things are impossible; everything is doable. In my mind the paranormal happenings should be considered, I think this has to be kept secret, if not then we’ll be at the funny farm or at a mental hospital. My advice is to keep it to yourself.