“What’s in the spy package?” The agent said.

“PeeWee Herman’s toy.” The spy said.

“What is your full name?” asked the teacher.

“American Idiot.” responded the student.

“Who are you?” A stranger asked.

“Sledgehammer!” Freddy Krueger said.

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Sledgehammer, by Peter Gabriel

“Jason, you’re grounded!” mom said.

“Yes, mom.” Jason Voorhees said.

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“Buy one nightmare, get one free!” Freddy Krueger said.

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