“Where will you make your dreams come true, Scott?” The teacher asked.
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams,” replied Scott the student.
-Comedy Writing
-Sense of Humor
-Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day
“Where will you make your dreams come true, Scott?” The teacher asked.
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams,” replied Scott the student.
-Comedy Writing
-Sense of Humor
-Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day
Dogs are living the human life. A dog is president of the United States. Dogs have humans as pets. They even train them. Dogs command them what to do. Dogs think they’re favorite pets are kids because they are playful. Children play catch with the dogs who own them.
Dogs give humans their baths. Dogs are ruling planet Earth now. They think that owning children as pets are cute. Dogs love their favorite humans.
A cat has walked in a shopping mall. It was strange that it can talk English. The cat kept telling lies to all strangers it met. Cat keeps bragging that he will be the richest Billionaire. No one believed him. The cat tried to make them believe. The cat kept telling lies all the time.
I feel like I am the singer in the music video, ‘She Blinded Me With Science’, just for Comedy Writing laughs! Ha, ha, ha!
She Blinded Me With Science, by Thomas Dolby
-Comedy Writing
“What kind of history do you enjoy?” The teacher asked.
“Been Caught Stealing,” the student responded
-Comedy Writing
-Been Caught Stealing, by Alice in Chains
“Alvin, what kind of game do you want to play?” Jill asked.
“Digging in the Dirt,” Alvin replied.
-Sense of Humor Quotes
Digging in the Dirt, by Peter Gabriel
Yes, you can say that Jeremy, the son of Satan is a nice person.
Comedy Quotes
Only kidding!
My grandpa’s whining
has kept me up at midnight
he’s a big baby
Sam’s friend is dead, but he always goes out with him. His name is Fred. Fred has his wrist slit and also his throat. He is trying to fit in to the crowd. The people get scared of him, but Sam says that he is not a danger to anyone. The strangers believe his words about Fred. He is all bloody like a machete has been run all over him. But the people love him. Sam has made the right friend, even if he is a walking zombie. It is friendship that counts. They go hang out at the malls, movie theaters, beaches, etc., Fred just wants to be nice, but he is dead. He acts like a live human though.
Jason Vorhees married Snow White. This is a reminder to you all.