“In Riverdale high school you’re allowed to do the Humpty Dance with Catwoman.”
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Comedy
Humor Quotes #32
“I’m Not Ready to Make Nice, because it rained Purple Rain today. I went outside to party like it’s 1999. But, I felt the Happy Nation calling me.”
–Anonymous
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Humor Quotes #31
“Did you hear the true life story of The Man Who Sold The World, or the one about the real life Starman who came to planet Earth?”
-Anonymous
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Kidding! Ha, ha! 😀
Humor Quotes #31
“My parents just don’t understand that there is a nightmare on my street. My friends tell me to don’t worry, be happy.”
–The Terminator 1000
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Kidding! 😀
Humor Quotes #30
“Need to feel happy in your life and you’re depressed? Get The Funky Cold Medina Resolution. Just ask for Jason Voorhees to prescribe it for you. You’ll be feeling optimistic and positive of your life. It’s all good for here on.”
Kidding! 😀
-Anonymous
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Humor Quotes #29
“I am Marty McFly and am trying to fix this Land of Confusion place by going Back to the Future. Most people need O.P.P., instead of Breaking Bad.“
-Anonymous Hero, The Batman
-Sense of Humor Quotes
Kidding! 😀
Humor Quotes #28
“Trust me. In the real world I am Batman. Everyone knows and they believe me.”
Raul Conde (Writer)
Kidding! Ha, ha! I got you there! 😀
