‘I want to read about a real life musician. Which singer would recommend that existed for real?” Dorothy asked.
“Ziggy Stardust!” Glen recommended.
Ziggy Stardust, by David Bowie
Sense of Humor Quotes
Fiction
Humor Quotes #162
“What part of history do you want to talk about?” the teacher asked her student.
“I Wanna Talk About Me,” the student responded.
Sense of Humor Quotes
I Wanna Talk About Me, by Toby Keith
Planet Earth Swallows Its Civilization
Today, people are doing busy things some for business and others for pleasure. The world seems, occupied, friendly, busy, and dangerous in all across the globe. Planet Earth receives water to live.
They didn’t know that Earth was hungry for something disturbingly frightening. It made up its mind. The Earth eats people and animals, bringing them down to its core.
Once it finished eating the whole civilization, it made a hiccup noise throughout the entire universe. Now there aren’t humans and animals living anymore, except the plants. It had a huge appetite.
Streets of People
Arty walked outside his neighborhood. He saw something strange on the bottom streets. Real life people plastered in the streets like if they were in paintings. They were all crying for help.
He freaked out while encountering this bizarre event. Inside the street they were moving when Arty walked on top of them by his shoes.
Arty almost fainted. It was like the streets were painted with real life people. It is the case. He hears their cries of help and has no idea how to get home. He watches the bottom while people move inside of it.
Star Wars Quote
“Try? There is no try. There is only do.”
-Yoda
Starting Over
In an isolated home lives a man alone. He counts the days as they pass by. Chip is his name his mom granted him since he was born. He works in a law office helping out his clients, who have been in a lot of rundowns. There are no friends along to celebrate his verdicts victoriously. Not all his clients have won with the winning and losses of court trial cases.
Chip has only one friend who hangs out with him. He tells Sandra that he wants some company. She knew that it meant his wanting of companion friends. She has a lot of friends, and Chip would be surprised by meeting them. He will be friends with her companions. Instead of being depressed all his entire life, he finally became happy.
A month later, she got personal with him. Both now got into a relationship because of their connection towards each other. Sandra gave him everything for his life. She knew before he used to be sad about his negative past experiences. All the chips of this world turned out best for Chip. Several have passed, and they both got married.
“You have changed my world forever,” Chip Caddle said.
“I know. I did it for you,” Sandra Kelpin explained.
“It was all for me in the taking.” He responded.
“We’re happily ever after!” she said.
It was a happy marriage for Chip and Sandra. Out of their family, they now have three sons and two daughters. The sons are named, Bob, Adrian, and Jack. Their two daughters are called, Olivia and Carrie. The family had succeeded business success in their whole lives. The whole Caddle family is in business of lawyering associates company.
Grandpa Crow’s Autobiography
It is grandpa Crow’s final day. His granddaughter Sari knows he will no longer be here. She just turned 32 and is happily married. She only wants time with her grandfather. Crow speaks to her telling her to remember him and keep him in her heart and mind always.
It is so hard for Sari that she tears all over the floor. Crows softens her gently. She talks to him. He tells her that she loves her, and she tell him the same. Grandpa Crow has spent his last breath, and his heartbeat goes into a completely straight line.
She drops her head to the bed and starts crying constantly. But, something strange is happening. Crow’s body turns into pages, book cover, words, signed book, and etc. She held up her head and no longer saw his body. It was gone.
Sari notices an autobiography book. The title said Crow Lenders: An Autobiography by Crow Lenders. A long book of her grandfather’s entire life. She became happy. Inside there was his signed autograph. Sari feels strange but glad she has his book to remember him of his life.
She goes out to her family and tells them that her grandfather is now an autobiography book written by him. A week later, she starts reading the book. She gives it hugs and kisses.
The Sky Eye
Strangers are going out in public to stores, restaurants, etc. It is a nice day right now. It is in a blue sky and white clouds. It looks as if nothing wrong will happen at this moment.
But, the sky changes into an eye with red pupils. Most people began to look suspicious at it. They begin to be concerned. The eye beams red lasers from its pupils. Strangers start to get hurt and injured. They bleed, their arms, legs, and hands fall apart.
The eye continues to destroy everything in its path. For example, buildings, streets, and strangers begin dying. Through the horror, all the people are now dead. The eye appears from a demon who wanted to do damage to this friendly town. It is now a disaster town.
The eye from the demon disappears, but the day has turned to blood red.
Fairy Red Dust
Strangers are going out to delight themselves. Some are eating in restaurants, walking around the park, etc. An angel appeared, and they think he is friendly. All of a sudden, the angel blows red fairy dust all over the town.
The people die by breathing its sense of smell. The town doesn’t have a life to it anymore. The angel flies away and thinks his mission is accomplished. He tries to go to Heaven but doesn’t receive an invite. They disqualified him from entering.
He is stuck between worlds. He doesn’t belong anywhere, but nowhere.
Crying
Hover has his life ruined. He doesn’t have any idea how to fix it. He feels depressed all through his life. Mom and dad try to cheer him up. He is still sad. Hover went out to go somewhere.
He is crying. His tears come out as blood red. It is his blood red tears. The strangers still watch him pour out blood tears. He can’t get out of the funk. Some of them try to help him, but to no avail. He gets weaker and weaker.
The sidewalk, walls, and grass get painted blood red. Hover is very sad. He is all skin and bones. It doesn’t look as if he has meat and blood in his body. It got all drained out from his system. He still pours out red tears. They witness him dying from his blood tears.
Suddenly, everything on the floor gets painted in blood. Hover’s body is dropped to the ground. He is dead. people cry, and mourn his death. They feel sorry for him.
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