Humor Quotes #40

“The Incredible Hulk has spent some time with Snow White.”

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The Movie Theater

The young couple Cialis and Robert went out on a movie date. They got along with each other like water and ice. Cialis followed him to their seats. They both sat down on the chairs to see the movie once it has started.

They have picked a horror movie. They were almost a half hour passed watching it. The audience also has enjoyed it. Nothing bad seems to happen. Everything is going well for the couple.

The machines come out of the horror film and start killing everyone, then suddenly the screen bursts into flames caused fires and smokes. The seats handcuffed the whole audience including Cialis and Robert. All the theater doors are self-locked by itself. Knives, huge razor blades, and chain saws come out of the seats cutting movie fans into pieces.

Blood squirts all over the darkened room. The crystal lights pop out causing it to look all black. All of them were screaming. The employees smell smoke and try to get into the rooms, but to no avail. They also get killed by their own machines inside. Everyone in the rooms dies from chain saws, razor blades, and are stuck to their seats.

They hear ambulances, fire rescues, and news stations coming from outside near the cinema. Someone has called 911 emergency twenty minutes earlier. People outside the place were all in hysterical motions.

The fire rescue tried to get in, but it was locked tight. The windows can’t be broken. The police tried to get in, but the building is close to collapsing. They all rapidly moved away. It collapses a half hour later. The civilians are taking pictures of the nasty event. The police asks politely for them not to take anymore pictures.

The movie theater doesn’t exist anymore. A few hours later there were no survivors left. They were all pronounced dead. The police and the fire rescue had to tell the victims’ families the sad honest truths that they are gone. How can they tell them without them being in shock and getting hysterical about it? It was now a crime scene. But, it looks like the machines were the guilty party and the bad guys were not there present.