A child Jack loves eating live rats. Nothing bad happens to him when he does it. His parents are embarrassed that their child Jack lives on live rats.
His stomach dies if he eats normal food. If he needs to eat normal food he dies. Their parents gives him live rats when Jack needs to eat them. By the time their child ate all the live rats. There were no more around to eat but Jack became extinct. Once Jack grew up dying of starvation by not eating live rats.
“Where will you make your dreams come true, Scott?” The teacher asked.
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams,” replied Scott the student.
-Comedy Writing
-Sense of Humor
-Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day
Lacie wakes up in her home and heads for the shower. She took all her clothes off. She takes a bath. She finishes less than thirty minutes. She takes a towel and dries off. Lacie’s skin is pulling off and blood pours out her body. She is trying to open the door for help but falls to the floor gasping her last breath. The bathroom is being painted with Lacie’s blood. She dies in her home. Nobody knows about her tragic death.
In the restaurant customers are having a fun time. They were all talking about movies and shows they had watched. A couple dining were eating and talking about a new show they have seen recently. She showed her fiancé the show on her cell phone.
“Have you watched that show?” she asked.
“Yes, it’s psychologically scary,” he replied.
On the other table two teens were discussing about a movie. Stacy told him the name.
“I remember that show!” Hank responded.
“Yeah, it is dull. I didn’t like it,” Stacy replied.
“I know right?” Hank asked.
“You bet,” Stacy giggled.
Everyone’s face turned into live television screens playing movies, the news, and all kinds of television shows. They fell and died but the screens were still playing with noises. Stacy and Hank were the only ones alive and headed to the exit, but the doors shut itself locked. The waiters turned into TV screens, fell and all died. Both teens cried for help but to no avail. They both fell, their faces turned into TV screens and had died.
Everyone in the restaurant is dead but in their faces were showing all kinds of news, shows, game shows, and all kinds of movies, as if they were actual TVs.
Jason Vorhees married Snow White. This is a reminder to you all.
Carrie has traveled back to 1926. She was born in New York City, New York 1976. Carrie used to live her recent life in West Palm Beach, Florida in 2019. Now she is beginning her new life in the roaring modern 20s of the 20th Century.
She has no friends and all of them are back in her lifetime in 2019. Carrie misses her husband and her kids. She cries out in the public streets of New York. The strangers try to make her feel better because they care. Carrie is stuck in the beginnings of America. You can probably say that.
‘I want to read about a real life musician. Which singer would recommend that existed for real?” Dorothy asked.
“Ziggy Stardust!” Glen recommended.
Ziggy Stardust, by David Bowie
Sense of Humor Quotes
“What part of history do you want to talk about?” the teacher asked her student.
“I Wanna Talk About Me,” the student responded.
Sense of Humor Quotes
I Wanna Talk About Me, by Toby Keith
Today, people are doing busy things some for business and others for pleasure. The world seems, occupied, friendly, busy, and dangerous in all across the globe. Planet Earth receives water to live.
They didn’t know that Earth was hungry for something disturbingly frightening. It made up its mind. The Earth eats people and animals, bringing them down to its core.
Once it finished eating the whole civilization, it made a hiccup noise throughout the entire universe. Now there aren’t humans and animals living anymore, except the plants. It had a huge appetite.
Arty walked outside his neighborhood. He saw something strange on the bottom streets. Real life people plastered in the streets like if they were in paintings. They were all crying for help.
He freaked out while encountering this bizarre event. Inside the street they were moving when Arty walked on top of them by his shoes.
Arty almost fainted. It was like the streets were painted with real life people. It is the case. He hears their cries of help and has no idea how to get home. He watches the bottom while people move inside of it.
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