Different Eating and Drinking Habit

Whoever ate and drank weird didn’t know how else they would do it. People eat and drink in only in normal manners. This person did it strange. How? I don’t know. Harry has a strange and odd way of drinking and eating. Once everyone sees him doing it at a McDonald’s they get all shocked and stunned.

He sat at a lunch table inside a McDonald’s with a large ice coffee with no straw on top and just an oatmeal without a spoon and napkin. Most strangers were having conversations with each other by minding their own business. Harry was looking outside the window to his right side.

The large ice coffee is still filled as if it is never been touched. He held it with his right hand at the table and starts to drink it by making the coffee liquid disappear without a straw to drink with it. He drank it all with his mind. All of a sudden 7 minutes later there wasn’t a drop of cold coffee left, but only ice inside the large cup. He held the same right hand to the cup of oatmeal and started to eat it without a spoon. He ate it all with his mind. He begins eating it by it disappearing by small chunks. Everyone was in awe by this process. The oatmeal was gone and the cup was empty.

He drank the ice coffee without a straw with the top covered and the oatmeal without a spoon without even touching it. A strange way of having your lunch. He only thinks of eating and drinking it. All the McDonald’s employees saw him in a stunned way. He leaves and tells the employees and customers, “What? Don’t worry I am fine. It is how I eat and drink breakfast, lunch, and dinner.” Everyone keeps shaking their head with open mouths as in a shocking yes I get it. They found the situation rather bizarre and shocking.

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Star Wars Funny Quote

“I am Raul Skywalker and am part of the Rebel Alliance trying to bring peace to the world. We are fighting against the misunderstood Evil Empire in the Star Wars universe.”

-Funny Sense of Humor Star Wars Quotes

-Raul Skywalker (Jedi Writer), just kidding!

I am only kidding! Have a sense of humor laugh. Take a friendly joke, everyone! 🙂 ❤

Evil Women and Girls Brought to Hell

Dear Mom and Dad,

My name is Brees Mouse. This is my story. I have been mistreated by evil girls and evil women all my life and they never stopped. They love doing it to me and other nice people. I fought back, and didn’t pay attention to them, but it wasn’t enough. They have had all the rewards they shouldn’t have had.

Well, a funny thing happened to all those evil girls and women. When they went to go to work God burned them while they were walking in public. They screamed and cried. Suddenly they turned into grains of sands. Their bones were burned and turned into sand for all the bad misdeeds they did on good people.

After that, a bizarre thing happened the grains of sands of the evil women and girls slid down into the ground. It rapidly went to the pits of Hell where the Devil was waiting for them. The public couldn’t believe what just occurred. It was like a Clive Barker novel in real life, but God had to do it, even if it was lethal. The evil women’s and girl’s boyfriends were crying for them, because they knew they are in Hell now where they belong with the Devil them as his slaves.

Soon the evil men and evil boys already knew that they are next. They are doomed for their own evil misdeeds also.

Nothing happened to me. I became friends with nice sweet girls, have a nice sexy girlfriend and now have lots of nice friends. And nice women took a liking to Brees Mouse.

 

Yours Truly,

Brees Mouse

The Birds Destroy a Nice Country

The country of Geukia is sitting tight and cool with its population of millions people  intact living their lives however they can. Most people are busy working. Others are having fun at parties and events. Geukia is busy.

In one fact the birds did not take a liking to the way of life of the country of Geukia. They love living there, but the people are a hassle against them. They were thinking of destroying this place, the animals, and its people. They can’t stand the insanity of being messed around much.

Most Geukia people were doing all kinds of positive activities, while others the depressing ones. Being homeless, going to music concerts, going to work, doing illegal stuff, trying to get back home, being at sports arenas rooting for their teams, and etc. Everyone was busy doing all sorts of stuff.

Suddenly, all the bird species flew their rage all over the country of Geukia. They were destroying everything in its path, throwing all types of fires big and huge. The people are suffering by getting killed from these vicious animals.

All the buildings, things of nature, and places were falling down collapsing. The birds can see their own destruction happening of a once proud happy country. There were only a few persons and animals left standing. But, they all soon died. Nature itself is taking a beating and now gone to bits. It’s all the birds’ doings.

They dropped more types of fire to Geukia again. Till the country is no more. It is gone and so are the people and animals living in it. All gone. Just the quiet depressed place where it has nothing now.