Dear Mr. Alien

Seal of Los Angeles, California. On March 27, ...

Seal of Los Angeles, California. On March 27, 1905 Ordinance 10,834 authorized and described the City Seal still being used today http://cityclerk.lacity.org/cps/pdf/cityseals.pdf. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear Mr. Alien,

Hi, remember me? Alisa Rose? I’m sure you remember. When I saw you land by the forest close to the Los Angeles road I thought you might start attacking people. But, you wanted the analysis of how this world is getting along. I don’t know how you are going to do that, but I am certainly sure you’re not going to cover everything. Take my advice when you met me you were friendly to me, and wanted to be a friend. This is very rare, because most aliens would take us hostage to experiment on us on your planet. Anyways I am writing this letter, because I wanted to know if you are okay. Surely you must have felt that in this planet Earth there aren’t any aliens around. I don’t know what they’ll think of you in California. I think that you love the red, white, and blue. You know our country? I know this is a stupid question to ask you. But, thanks for coming here. I have had a great time having fun with you. This is the first time I have met an alien that doesn’t attack humans, and it is very rare. We sure had happy memories watching movies, going to parks in Orlando, fl., playing sports, and reading novels at bookstores. Remember that time when you were on national TV. I am sure you did. Well, don’t forget me, and I won’t forget you also. Write me a letter soon when you are finished reading this one. I just wanted to check up on you. Happy travels!

Sincerely yours,

Alisa Rose

Ghost Doctor Sam

English: Chicago, Illinois. In the waiting roo...

English: Chicago, Illinois. In the waiting room of the Union Station Français : Salle des pas perdus de l’Union Station de Chicago, Illinois, USA. 日本語: アメリカ合衆国イリノイ州シカゴのユニオン駅の待合室にて。 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear Phil Asbim,

I am regarding of how you told me that there is something wrong with you. I have heard your story that you have been murdered by two criminals who gunned you down at a dead-end alley. Well, it seems to me that you are still crying over the same situation all the time, since it already happened long ago. First, is to forget about it. Second, is they have been arrested and your family and friends have had justice in your trial a long time ago. I don’t know what is your complaint. On the other hand you are scaring all the people in Chicago, Illinois to death. I know that you don’t mean any harm, but take my advice go back to Heaven and rest in peace. I don’t know what your relationship with your wife will be, her alive, and you as a ghost. Let me rephrase that go back to Heaven. The angels are waiting for you, and the bad guys are in Hell. Give up your sobbing for your family will join you up there soon enough. Take it easy is my prescription for you.

One Advice: You have your justice already, and don’t worry!

Sincerely yours,

Ghost Doctor Sam Guzman

Dalton’s Trip to Ghost World

Cover of the 2-disc keepcase set

Cover of the 2-disc keepcase set (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dalton has crossed to another dimension, which is the ghost world. He sees many ghosts doing the same things humans would do in the real world. The TV was all filled with ghost events. He never knew that there were ghost sports, and the news is reported by ghost reporters.

All the things had the resemblances of ghost things. He saw completely a different country filled with things that can actually be touched and held. It wasn’t a pleasant sight for him to experience, and all the ghosts walking the New York ghost neighborhood looked at him rather odd. They had never seen a thing like him before.

But, they walked by as if it is a normal day. The cars were shaped of ghosts. It’s completely in different images. He didn’t know that things like cars, streets, and the sky could look so ghostly. He is completely stuck in this dimension. He has no alternative but to marry a woman ghost or girl ghost. It is the opposite of planet Earth. Instead this is the ghost planet Earth.

Dalton had to settle for this lifestyle, and he sees that he suddenly has ghost money in his wallet inside his pockets of his ghost pants. Well, this is a curse he can’t get out of, and has to forget about his normal world, because it no longer exist.

My Alien Pet Dog

English: Alien Jewelry. Take me to your leader...

English: Alien Jewelry. Take me to your leader Aliens arrived but the citizens of Earth were busy squabbling and fighting amongst themselves. No leader could be found that represented the planet so they went home again. Better luck next millennium earthlings. Sterling silver and torch fired enamels. 25x42mm. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Braddock Waters wants an alien pet dog, and it’s cool with his parents. But, how are they going to take care of it, and feed it what? He looked at an alien magazine of alien animals and decided that having this kind of pet is cool. Me as a narrator thinks its cool for him also. But, the story is on Braddock not me.

So many of his friends have alien pet dogs and they already know how to take care of them. They keep giving it to animals to feed on. I think that light serves these alien dogs as drinks. You could have glue to serve them and they’ll actually love it. Me I don’t want an alien dog, but it seems that he wants one real badly.

The neat thing is that they can fly and drive UFO spaceships, but how are they going back to their pet owners at home? Simple they come back. Well, his parents drove him to the alien animal shelter and bought him an alien pet dog. You could see that this alien dog is cute and friendly, but it needs to be fed humans. They catch human bones and play with their pet owners of a game of catch.

Currently, I don’t play with alien animals and don’t consider the animals here on Earth to be aliens. Braddock is having a hell of a time with his new pet and named him Oscar. A common name for a human but to an alien dog as well.

The alien magazine he has shows him all kinds of planets and places he’s never seen where they were born. He wants to visit to all of those alien planets with Oscar. There are places there that he could have fun and make alien friends, so long as they don’t think of him as food.

We humans eat animals that are legal to eat, and those aliens eat humans. Aliens think we’re slaves for them and give them all their benefits. Braddock thinks they’re friendly and the aliens only want to be friendly with him.

He goes to planets like Mars and encounters aliens as being friendly to show all their activities there. His dog gets along with them, because he’s an alien too. Oscar grabbed his owner’s shirt and asked him if he could go to the alien dog funhouse. Braddock said sure we can and they went.

A weird story for me to be writing this you think? Yes it is.

Oscar gets along with the other alien dogs, and plays with them there. The place here freaks out Braddock a lot that he no longer wants to stay there, but he’s got no choice. His alien pet Oscar loves it there.

Narrator: I would hang out with aliens and don’t think they actually exist. If I encounter one the first thing I would do is run and stay away from it. Who knows where they’re going to take me as an experiment for them to test.

Braddock in my terms had the guts to buy an alien dog, go to these alien planets, and meet them. He hangs around watching his dog having fun with other alien dogs wondering if he can go back to Earth, because he’s bored to death of this alien lifestyle and this strange alien planet. But, there’s no convincing Oscar from going back to Earth.

In reality Braddock now is all bones because the alien dogs ate him and including his alien pet dog Oscar. And so both he longer exist.

Narrator: So much for a happy ending that never was!!!!! This is definitely a sad ending!!!!! If Braddock’s parents found out they’ll be saddened and depressed, which they wouldn’t know what to do.

His parents put Braddock and his alien pet dog missing all over the news in his home planet. They described both of them. Oscar will be remembered as the most respected alien family dog for the Walters family. And as for Braddock will be remembered that he never had any problems with Oscar.

The humans all over the world will sadly miss Braddock Walters and Oscar.

Narrator: How could this be Oscar the alien dog that loves his own owner? This can’t be. This story doesn’t make sense. You try to make a story like this, and you won’t know why you’ve wrote it.

Well, all the Earthlings in Earth will think of the two as friendly friends that never took advantage of each other. Braddock’s parents already miss him lots and wish that they both come back, but right now it’s an impossible task for that to happen.

Narrator: I think you’ve heard enough of this story and I don’t know what you think of it. For me I would forget I’ve ever read this. But, it was fun writing it. Hope you’ve had fun reading it.

If you like it let me know.
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The Invasion is Upon Us!!!!!!!!!!!

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, Ne...

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, New Jersey Edited version of Image:PurportedUFO NewJersey 1952 07 31.gif. By Bach01. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear World,

The invasion of planet Earth has begun, and it’s not pretty. The aliens are here taking control all over the countries, and continents. I am in hiding, and my name is Ray Maters. I escaped from a UFO spaceship, but they are still looking for me. Little do they know that I have the smarts, and the sharp eyes to outsmart them. But, this isn’t the point the thing is that we no longer have our liberty, and they have enslaved us. They are testing us on everything. Their labs are quite unique, and nothing like I’ve seen from the movies. Luckily I can run quickly to a location for survival. I have my anti-alien rifle with me that I have invented to zap them if they try to capture me. I have to be careful of their potion that could turn me into an alien. Most people have turned into them, but there is a formula to turn them back into humans. It is somewhere really not that close, and if I could get those formula potions, then I can try to turn those aliens back to where they were humans. I don’t have much time left, and have less then a day to save this planet. It isn’t going to be easy. I have a hut deep in the jungle, and am trying to be careful of the big animals here. So far, I am doing the right thing, but some aliens have spotted me. I had to out-trick them by given them a false location of where I am at, little do they know that I am somewhere inside a state of the USA somewhere. OK!, here’s the plan meet me in Washington, D.C. Close to the Abraham Lincoln Monument, and I’ll tell you how to save humanity. However, don’t contact me until you get there by Saturday midnight, 2013.

Yours Truly,

Ray Maters

Life has Small Time

The Earth seen from Apollo 17.

The Earth seen from Apollo 17. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve always heard many people say that life is short, and they’re right, throughout our small problems and big problems come at the end brighter days. The days and years past and no one will care what you’ve done in your life, and always are the accomplishments that many people reward you for. But, it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t cherish your life, in my life I thank God for bringing me here for a reason. All the problems pass away, and will be long forgotten. It’s always the good memories that should be stuck in our minds. I think we should love Planet Earth for all it’s treasures, and be happy for it. The old sayings are brief to be happy for your own life isn’t long and rather simple. All you need to do is not to get angry for your past and just cherish the good past and yourself. We have dark pasts and memorable pasts. Put your mind to good use and use it for a career. The life is a happy one, but not a sad and depressed one. Think for a second that you’re smart and not stupid. Use your time and mind of a happy positive lifestyle. Don’t bring the problems into your life. See yourself for who you are, and not by what people think you represent badly. I haven’t had that saying and it’s new to me, but I have it as an old saying. The role model is important so you won’t get stressed out on your image of life. Have fun and be happy. Peace.

A Letter to a Vampire

Vampires

Vampires (Photo credit: Velovotee)

Dear Allysa,

My love for you is strong, even if you’re a vampire and I’m not, but only a human. The ranks of your kind is awesome and a great cult. I want to find the rest of your patch group. We’ve visited many of your vampire friends. I drank blood, but didn’t like it,yet I got sick from it, and  you cured me. what’s the secret recipe you have to cure me? Should I call you my vampire lover or wife? Make me a vampire, so I could fight against your enemy wolves. I want to be a hero vampire, and suck blood of all humans for eternity. We belong together. I don’t care what people think about you. We’ll make the moon red and the sky as well. I’ll learn from your cult ways. My precious time will be that you suck blood from my neck, even if it hurts me. The fun will start after that happened. There should be no light on this Earth, but only darkness throughout time. We love the sense of the coldness, but wouldn’t like to step into the sunlight. I saw your friends sucking blood of human cops, and human American Citizens. My letters from you are written in blood. I want you to be my muse of becoming a vampire. I love vampires. I’m sexually attracted to vampire women. I’ll marry you any day of any year. Don’t listen to those people that say you’re dangerous, yet I think you’re harmless. Our love for each other is great and that’s all that counts. Let me tell you it’s all that really counts are sucking blood from humans. Join me in this adventure of sensing humans being victims from us. We’re not regular people, and vampires are artists. Those vampire capes make me love to wear them. The sky should be dark red, and vampires should go to Heaven, and have their glory in Earth. When I become a vampire I’ll have powers greater than any human living on Planet Earth. I’ll gather fans as a vampire, and be obsessed by the idea. The concept of it is there, and should be attempted. We should all try to become like you striving for it, and than the world will become a better place, so for now my dear vampire lover, tootles, and bye, for we’ll thirst for blood once again. Remember the dark is always pleasurable.

Sincerely Your Love,

Andrew Curry

Afraid of this Planet

Dear World,

My name is Scott Pearl and am very afraid for my life. There are no humans here on Planet Earth, only vampires, witches, and aliens fighting each other. It took me by surprise when I woke up and suddenly I was in a shelter home, instead of my own home. But, you couldn’t believe that vampires and witches are treated here as homeless, and wounded victims. It’s very strange and I tried to escape from this place, but the authorities grabbed me, but I pulled away quickly by jumping and running out of the place. Outside I could see alien invaders fighting off space suit vampires. I’ve never seen a war like this before. I used to be in the military fighting war criminals at the Middle East, but not quite something like this. I see alien chicks that are pretty hot, but rather stay away from them. It’s like I’m in La-La Land and can’t seem to grasp it’s reality of Planet Earth. Instead of being called Planet Earth I call it Planet weird. Stay as far away from this place or stay fighting here, because there are no lives left in other planets and it’s only this one. What a nightmare, and it’s real. Instead of living peacefully, we’re living it in wars between fiction characters, but this time they’re real. I won’t be living soon, and someday I might turn into a vampire or maybe even an alien. I don’t know what God has planned for me, but it sure is creepy, and am not comfortable here. I would rather escape in a spaceship, and look for a planet that is happy and peaceful. I will thank my lucky stars if God ever bring back the humans I used to see here, and it would be a positive one to tell you the truth. I’m afraid for my life right now. I’m signing off and will escape from here today or in the future.

Sincerely yours,

Scott Pearl