The Past Tense

Michael Jackson performing The Way You Make Me...

Michael Jackson performing The Way You Make Me Feel in 1988 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Richard Drew is stuck in 1986, and he is married to a beautiful woman called Sara Hollings. He didn’t know what to do, and where to go. His friend before has showed him back in 2013, how to go back in time. He thought completely that he is playing the crazy role, but by attempting it, it worked. He is now back in the 80’s. He knew that Michael Jackson is alive in that time, but he is the only one who knows what happened to the most famous celebrity.People in this decade won’t believe him if he tells Michael’s fans, and they think he will live forever.

Richard is now fine with his life. He has a family now. Something that he never had back in Miami, Fl. on the year of 2013. Suddenly, he wishes to go back to the present, but if he goes back he’ll have the same problems again. In 1986 he has no problems at all, and not even one. In the present time he has many problems.

Sara and her husband goes to many concerts of Madonna, Michael Jackson, and Prince. He is living the ugly life, and he isn’t enjoying it. He wishes to be back to the next millennium, but he can’t. Science won’t let him go back, and he has to face the circumstances by staying in that past time.

They both go to a book convention, and meet professional writers. He had fun that time, because he never met writers before. When he saw the novels of the 80’s they were brand new, and not even touched. His wife had bought several books. She has two novels signed from both novelists, Tom Clancy, and Stephen King.

Richard has a job he hates, and it is manufacturing. He is starting to hate the 80’s. He wishes to not dislike singers, average people, and artists. He started to hate them all, because of the timeline he is stuck in. He can never go back to 2013 from this horrific reality.

Dear Mr. Alien

Seal of Los Angeles, California. On March 27, ...

Seal of Los Angeles, California. On March 27, 1905 Ordinance 10,834 authorized and described the City Seal still being used today http://cityclerk.lacity.org/cps/pdf/cityseals.pdf. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear Mr. Alien,

Hi, remember me? Alisa Rose? I’m sure you remember. When I saw you land by the forest close to the Los Angeles road I thought you might start attacking people. But, you wanted the analysis of how this world is getting along. I don’t know how you are going to do that, but I am certainly sure you’re not going to cover everything. Take my advice when you met me you were friendly to me, and wanted to be a friend. This is very rare, because most aliens would take us hostage to experiment on us on your planet. Anyways I am writing this letter, because I wanted to know if you are okay. Surely you must have felt that in this planet Earth there aren’t any aliens around. I don’t know what they’ll think of you in California. I think that you love the red, white, and blue. You know our country? I know this is a stupid question to ask you. But, thanks for coming here. I have had a great time having fun with you. This is the first time I have met an alien that doesn’t attack humans, and it is very rare. We sure had happy memories watching movies, going to parks in Orlando, fl., playing sports, and reading novels at bookstores. Remember that time when you were on national TV. I am sure you did. Well, don’t forget me, and I won’t forget you also. Write me a letter soon when you are finished reading this one. I just wanted to check up on you. Happy travels!

Sincerely yours,

Alisa Rose

Elvis Presley Still Rocks!?!?

English: A photograph promoting the film Jailh...

English: A photograph promoting the film Jailhouse Rock depicts singer Elvis Presley. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When Elvis had died I didn’t memorize the year of his last days. I love his music and movies. My name is Davis Horton, and am a huge fan of Elvis Presley. In the year of his last year of his life he sang on concert I was there, but it wasn’t theoretically his last one. In fact he still stages concerts in the present living as a ghost. I went to all of his current concerts, and have met him as a ghost. It is very weird for me to watch him like this. Well, Elvis keeps telling me of his jokes he makes with his girlfriends. My thoughts are this is how he gets his sense of humor by teasing with them kindly and friendly. The songs I hear on his concert are Love Me Tender, Jailhouse Rock, Suspicious Minds, and many others. He even invited me on stage and we both sang his songs to his whole audience. True, but yes strange. Backstage is entirely different, because the sexy new attractive girls have a liking and loving to the King Of Rock. As him as a ghost? True. Am I going to faint he is still here? Most likely, and believe it, No. But, being shocked? Yes, definitely. He invited me to his home in Memphis, Tennessee to see some of his movies he acted on. The home is no longer for tourists, because right now in this moment he actually lives there as a ghost, and his fans are fine with it. I have woken in a dream of thinking this is quite strange, but yet the great experience I have ever had. I won’t ever wake up from this one.

Death And Reborn

Cover of "Coming Home (Heartland #1)"

Cover of Coming Home (Heartland #1)

Ingrid Camel is an only child with parents Jim and Sheryl. The 3 members of the Camel family live in a peaceful home down in Nebraska and are huge fans of the college football team The Nebraska Cornhuskers. A long time ago their team won consecutive championships in college football. She went with her parents to everyone of their football team’s games. She never missed a game.

Ingrid loves animals and the outdoors. She goes fishing with her Dad and hangs out with him in a farm with animals. She spends a lifetime with her parents while she’s not married. Her love and caring for her farm animals is a long one. You see Jim trained her how to take care of the animals and explained that every animal has feelings. After, that she grew a strong bond with the farm animals as if they’re family members, and still today she considers them that.

She also spends time with her mom to tend her at the garden and learned how to do gardening from Sheryl. Ingrid was very busy all the time, and didn’t have enough time to hang out with her friends, which she usually she does. But, not this time. She’s a free spirited girl with high hopes of having an average career.

Her parents quickly explained to her that pretty soon she has to settle down and have her own family, which somehow they won’t be around for her much longer. “Why, mom and Dad? You’ll always be with me forever when you’ll be going in my heart and soul.”

“That’s very touching dear. We just want the best for you.” Sheryl responded tearfully. “you’ve already have. But, thanks for the compliment.” Ingrid responded.

They all went to the Grand Ole Opry to see their favorite singers making tribute to one of their longtime singer. Once they attended there they enjoyed beautiful singing tributes to the singer present at the audience. It’s soon getting late and the Camel family had to leave. So, they left out and drove a few miles to their home.

Her Dad went on telling his wife and daughter how amazing interesting the Grand Ole Opry was. The two women went on complimenting how wonderful it was to see celebrities perform songs to tribute their favorite singer. Once her Dad didn’t notice that a big working truck went their lane by mistake. Ingrid quickly alarmed her Dad that he’s going to crash, but it’s too late by the time when the car accident just happened. Her Dad didn’t have his seatbelt on so he went out crashing into the window.

Luckily, Ingrid and her mother had on their seatbelts. The two women had little injuries, but Jim Camel was on critical condition. Her mother quickly went to her husband’s aid and Jim tried to talk. Ingrid quickly dialed 911, and her Dad has injuries from his head to near his heart. They’re real worried about Jim’s health.

They had no help from the people driving by, but all the people driving slowly peeped at what happened and didn’t mind their own business. Ingrid and Sheryl were frustrated of how curious the people were, and this was a serious car crash accident.

The man who drove the big old truck came to their aid, and said “, I’m sorry. I didn’t mea—” but, they ignored him, and couldn’t bear looking at him as if he’s the one who killed Jim Camel. The man was called Henry and he’s in tears trying to walk away from the scene but couldn’t.

He knew that he’s soon going to jail. Later, the police and emergency ambulance came and brought the body of Ingrid’s dad, and put him inside the ambulance. The police told Ingrid and her mom to go inside the emergency ambulance. The police filed a report of the accident and arrested Henry and put him inside to the back of the police car.

At the hospital Ingrid and her mother were at the waiting room and the rest of the family they have were there. All of the family, uncles, nephews, and etc. were waiting if Jim Camel is going to make it. A while later the Doctor came to counsel Ingrid and Sheryl that Jim Camel is gone and in a better place. When they’ve heard the news they cried and went hysterical.

Sheryl tried to tell the Doctor that he’s fine and that he’s coming back, but the he didn’t know what to tell her. Her daughter heart broken told her mom that it isn’t her fault he’s gone. Her mother unhappily cried that her partner’s gone. The whole families heard the terrible news and were deeply saddened by their loss. Ingrid only held tight her mother, because he pain for her husband is too strong.

Ingrid drove home with her mother, but they started thinking about Jim. All they only thought about is the loss, and the funeral they had to make and attend to. Once they went back home with their farm near they decided to sleep to make the tragedy go away.

It was long days mourning and depression, but yet they had to go to Jim’s funeral. Ingrid went to her went to her mother to tell her that they had to be with him for his going away. Once Sheryl faced the facts once her daughter did also that day they agreed. They tried to sleep however they could, and made it through the night.

Once it became day the went to Dad’s funeral with her family and friends. The day was a time negative for them.

At the funeral the casket was open to remember how he was and all the relatives paid their respects. Sheryl kissed, hugged, and said her goodbyes as well as Ingrid did for her Dad. The people in charge of the event hugged Sheryl and Ingrid. Their families hugged them telling them to try to remember the good times. Ingrid and Sheryl told them that they will try to.

The funeral ended, all the families said their goodbyes, and went home. But, God had a plan, and he always does.

The next day Ingrid spent time with her boyfriend at his home, and her mom stayed at home trying to forget about the tragic accident. Once Ingrid told her mother by phone she’s coming home and quickly told her boyfriend Eric to drive her back home.

Eric did as his girlfriend pleased, and was at her mother’s home once more. Ingrid and Eric went hurriedly to her from when the door opened. They both tried to tell her that her emotions were normal and that it’s alright to mourn a loved one, but they told her she’s got to let it go. Once she heard she finally did.

Ingrid slept at the room she once slept with her parents with the purple heart from her Dad and dreamt of happy memories.

The next day was different something strange when she woke up and went to the kitchen only to see Mom and Dad kissing each other sharing their meals. She couldn’t believe what she saw and fainted. Both her parents went to her aid to pick her up. Jim grabbed her daughter to send her to her room and slowly Ingrid was in bed. They patted her cheeks to wake up and she did asking them to stop patting her.

She opened her eyes and said “Dad, we buried you!!! And… And… And…”

“Honey you must’ve had a bad dream.” Sheryl said.

“It’s true! …I think” Ingrid responded.

“But, I’m here now!!!” Jim said

“Yeah, it was a bad dream.” she said not believing it

They hugged her and told her that they’re going to go have fun at the fair and she loves the fair.

At the fair she had fun with them and glad that her father’s back. I think it’s all the crying that brought him back Ingrid thought. But what she doesn’t know is that it won’t stay forever, but for a while.

For her it was a wonderful strange experience one she wants to keep forever. Through a lot of days she spent time doing chores at the farm happily whispering “Thank you God for this strange experience.”

“Thanking your for milking the cows and all the chores.” Dad said

“It’s a pleasure.” She responded puzzled

She woke up the next day with mixed feelings, but tried desperately to hide it. Once she stopped she felt better about herself. Quickly her mother went to see her in her room. She’s very good at lying, so she already knows what she’s going to say.

“Sheryl what’s wrong?” mom said

“I’m Okay!” Ingrid said

She gave her a hug and patted her softly on her back.

“Silly girl, you always worry about that, but I know that you’ll do because I’ll keep an eye on you silly doodle.” Sheryl said

Sheryl patted her cheeks as in kidding.

Her mom hugged her and left the room. Her boyfriend gave her a ring once she jumped out of complete shock. But, she got it anyway.

“Hi!” she said loud

“Quit yelling I can hear you fine.” he said

“What!!!” she said mad

“No, no, no. IT’s fine. No offense.” he said

They talked about sports of she wanted to go for the Miami Hurricanes. She loves college football, and college basketball, even if some people don’t like both.

A few hours later she was alone and Eric went back home.It quickly became night and she fell asleep once she feel asleep. Her Dad came inside and saw his happily daughter sleeping in bed. He kissed her on the forehead, and said softly kind “Goodbye.” He walked away once the light of the stairs came towards him. He saw her sleep happy with a big smile.

The day came and she woke up to see her Dad, but she saw her mother with another man.

“Thank you God. Thank you Dad for thinking of us.” Ingrid said softly so the others wouldn’t hear. Her mother and husband Louis the Hispanic man saw Ingrid and Sheryl introduced Ingrid’s second husband, and Ingrid’s stepdad. She gladly shook his hand and saw her Dad behind them happy. Ingrid thanked her Dad.

“You’re welcome. And it’s a great pleasure silly girl.” Jim said

Jim Camel disappeared into the Heavens as her daughter blew her dad kisses. She gave mom and stepdad a huge hug.

“OOOOH!” her parents said when Ingrid was still in a bear hug. They lived happily eve rafter.

Years later the Camels, families, and friends saw the evil man that killed Jim then hating him with evil eyes. The criminal tried to please his sorry, but electrocuted in the electric chair. Then men were happy Henry Danking felt the pain, and quickly the cops in charge took the corpse away. The family and friends left with sweet justice on their minds. And were glad the painful memory is gone.

My Shadow Is Missing?!?!

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy Kimmel Live! (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My name is Alvin Sharp and I am an unhappy individual. I found out that my shadow is missing. I don’t know how it faded away from me. When I walk at stores, supermarkets, theaters, and malls people always look strangely behind me. I look back and I no longer have my own shadow. I try to bring it back by going to science, math, and P.E. classes, but to no avail. The night I have slept I kept thinking about my shadow. It has always been there for me in whatever I have done all my life. Right now I am trying to live without it. But, there were some shows that were interested in interviewing me, because of me having no shadow they have found it amusing, and curious. I have said yes to my parents to let me guest star in those talk shows. I was in talk shows like The Ellen show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Jimmy Kimmel Show, and others. They wanted to know all about my shadow of why it is missing. I have met these talk show hosts, and they were friendly to me. After that I have felt happy, and positive. In all of a sudden people saw me with proud faces at me, and then, and there my shadow came back. I have found out by being happy, and positive my shadow has come back. My shadow has accepted me, and have many friends in my neighborhood, because of the results back then from this previous problem.

Ghost Doctor Sam

English: Chicago, Illinois. In the waiting roo...

English: Chicago, Illinois. In the waiting room of the Union Station Français : Salle des pas perdus de l’Union Station de Chicago, Illinois, USA. 日本語: アメリカ合衆国イリノイ州シカゴのユニオン駅の待合室にて。 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear Phil Asbim,

I am regarding of how you told me that there is something wrong with you. I have heard your story that you have been murdered by two criminals who gunned you down at a dead-end alley. Well, it seems to me that you are still crying over the same situation all the time, since it already happened long ago. First, is to forget about it. Second, is they have been arrested and your family and friends have had justice in your trial a long time ago. I don’t know what is your complaint. On the other hand you are scaring all the people in Chicago, Illinois to death. I know that you don’t mean any harm, but take my advice go back to Heaven and rest in peace. I don’t know what your relationship with your wife will be, her alive, and you as a ghost. Let me rephrase that go back to Heaven. The angels are waiting for you, and the bad guys are in Hell. Give up your sobbing for your family will join you up there soon enough. Take it easy is my prescription for you.

One Advice: You have your justice already, and don’t worry!

Sincerely yours,

Ghost Doctor Sam Guzman

Dalton’s Trip to Ghost World

Cover of the 2-disc keepcase set

Cover of the 2-disc keepcase set (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dalton has crossed to another dimension, which is the ghost world. He sees many ghosts doing the same things humans would do in the real world. The TV was all filled with ghost events. He never knew that there were ghost sports, and the news is reported by ghost reporters.

All the things had the resemblances of ghost things. He saw completely a different country filled with things that can actually be touched and held. It wasn’t a pleasant sight for him to experience, and all the ghosts walking the New York ghost neighborhood looked at him rather odd. They had never seen a thing like him before.

But, they walked by as if it is a normal day. The cars were shaped of ghosts. It’s completely in different images. He didn’t know that things like cars, streets, and the sky could look so ghostly. He is completely stuck in this dimension. He has no alternative but to marry a woman ghost or girl ghost. It is the opposite of planet Earth. Instead this is the ghost planet Earth.

Dalton had to settle for this lifestyle, and he sees that he suddenly has ghost money in his wallet inside his pockets of his ghost pants. Well, this is a curse he can’t get out of, and has to forget about his normal world, because it no longer exist.

Writing to my Ghost Grandfather

Number 27 GARDNER, Joseph John

Number 27 GARDNER, Joseph John (Photo credit: State Records SA)

Dear Grandpa Dan,

This is your grandson Joseph Gardner. The last time you have visited was when you scared the heck out of my parents, by showing up as a ghost. I never thought you will ever come back, and tell me to write you this letter. Well, I’ll be advising the angel to give it to you. Once I place it on the desk in your once was your room. Thanks for the memories when you helped me to stand up to those bullies when I wanted to play football with them. They weren’t real friends. I realized that my friends were the ones close to my age, who helped me many times in my life. I sometimes see you wondering around inside our home, and have tried calling out to you to give you a hug, but I have scared you easily. Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. How is it up there in Heaven? Someday I will be joining you sharing your glory with God. As well as mine with you. Well, here I am taking care of my parents, and told them the great news that I am getting married with Lorrie Stanton. They are very proud of me. I have missed you very much, and still love you. Hopefully, you’ll come visit us here as a ghost, but don’t worry about us being scared. It’s just human nature, and we want to just have a friendly chat with you like old times. Here in the United States they welcome ghost relatives to come visit their families, and friends in all states. I am not frightened by your appearance anymore, but have embraced it, and care for you. Things are fine for me here in real life dimension, and my job is as a computer consultant. Soon, you will talk to my fiancée to meet her for the very first time. I am going to advise one of your angels to send this letter to you in heaven. We all love you. Bye!!! I’ll come up there and see you soon!!! Many wishes to you!!!!

Sincerely Yours,

Joseph Gardner

Roger Palter’s Diary

English: Example for UFO of a flying saucer an...

English: Example for UFO of a flying saucer and the gray alien (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear Diary,

My  name is Roger Palter and this is my life experience. I’ve talked to aliens, and they’d looked frightening to me quite creepy. My reaction was that I didn’t know how to react when I see one. My intention was to run away from them and that this is my last day living. I’d probably get abducted from them to tell you the truth. In my point of view there are different types of aliens. Humans around me greeted them like if they’re Divine Gods to help us move further on.

Everyone thought that for real, except me. I’ve kept my realization that I’ve actually seen aliens, and not Gods and angels. This is how all my species get easily tricked thinking this way. One alien approached me to say that they do no harm. But, how may I suppose to believe that? When I’ve seen V and what they’re capable of manipulation, and influencing us to be their slave pets.

What I saw inside the UFO when they made me come inside it was extraordinary, it’s amazing how they’re more advanced than we are. It’s like God made the excellent aliens, and the average humans. I don’t get that we suffer and they don’t. But, they’ve made-up our history and I don’t know if I should thank them for that, besides Our history was an emotional rollercoaster, and still is.

I wondered when I saw all the aliens maneuvering the ship of how they have that confidence and ease of staying calm. I mean we panic and they don’t. All they do is shape our history and look out for us. I think their God is the same as ours.

I still think this is a nightmare I’m in, and want to wake-up, but I’m already awake. I begged for them to take me back to my home planet and they did, but they’ve said to promise me not to reveal them as to keep it a secret and mystery of their  alien species.

However, this turns out this will always be a controversy and mystery to us all humans or for all people this is a joke and a hoax. I don’t believe that and the experience I’ve had form them were quite friendly, but I still think that some other aliens are evil. Yet I still don’t know how to make of the Heaven and Hell circle of if they’re aliens misinterpret as other dimensions.

Ever since, I’ve returned home I’ve still think about it and have weird hallucinations, and trembling from it. I’ve decided to work for the UFO hunters to continue my support and research on E.T., and try to make skeptics out of believers. I hope I’ve reached people to believe that I’m not nuts like in crazy.

But, I can’t sleep at night that I’ve got these weird shapes of aliens and the UFO that I was in. My parents take me to therapy to clear my mind of such nonsense and it’s all nonsense they say.

Yes, I still talk about it, and support the UFO hunters on their search to reveal the truth. But, all people want to skip that aliens exist theory and go on with their so-called real life. Well, let me tell you it’s hard to impress them, and they only focus on the real problems facing us. But, to me this is a problem we’re facing and it’s no joke. I just hope that the world wakes up from them.

The Kid that Gives Me Everything

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Alex Newton is a kid with a special power. He has the power to give me stuff. Hi, my name is Buddy Harris, and this is the story of Me and Alex. We walk around the blocks of Chicago, and I tell him I want to see a movie. He gives me a movie by appearing in his hands that hasn’t been bought by anybody yet, I tell him thanks. Later I tell him what flavor of ice cream I want and it appears in his hand vanilla chocolate ice cream. This kid has the power to give me anything by using his hands.

I tell him to let’s go see this movie, which is Scarface starring Al Pacino. He agreed instantly, and so we went to see it at my home. After we have finished watching the movie we were talking about how great it was. I told him as a joke that we should have women super models for each other. And guess what? They appeared out of his hands.

My new attractive Caucasian girl is called Allegra, and his blonde attractive girlfriend is called Betsy. They don’t mind to make out with us, and so they did it for us. The next day it was us with a chick for each one, and I tell him it would be neat to have a Porsche of one each for us. Guess what? It appeared out of his hands.

Mine was a pink Porsche, while his was a grey one. A year later Alex gave me a career as a movie actor without any experience. He is a photographer with no experience, and actually knows how to take pictures of anything. We both got married to the women supermodels, have a glorious life, and careers. It was all thanks of his hands that have magical powers.