Star Wars Funny Quote

“I am Raul Skywalker and am part of the Rebel Alliance trying to bring peace to the world. We are fighting against the misunderstood Evil Empire in the Star Wars universe.”

-Funny Sense of Humor Star Wars Quotes

-Raul Skywalker (Jedi Writer), just kidding!

I am only kidding! Have a sense of humor laugh. Take a friendly joke, everyone! 🙂 ❤

The Artists and Bands that Performed during the 20Th Century History for real (fake news)

Real World Music News History:

Nirvana performed in the 1950’s

Guns ‘n’ Roses Performed in the 1960’s

Green Day performed in the 1970’s

Elvis Presley was brand new and performed in the 1980’s

David Bowie was brand new and performed in the 1990’s

Van Halen was brand new and performed in the 2000’s

The start of a new Golden Era of Music, The Doors is brand new and now performs in the 2010’s. The whole world heard their new music and went crazy happy over it. It is excellent brand new music.

(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I got you! All that didn”t happen! Those artists did perform in world history, but not in this order. I just made it up! I hope you’ve had crazy facts fun! Ha! Ha! Funny! Laugh it up, my friend!)  😉

 

 

My Quotes #192

“Laughing is really hard work. It’s a serious business. You need to study and do research on it in order to be successful at it. In that instant you’re a billionaire. It can make you rich.”

-Anonymous

-#Humor Quotes

My Quotes #183

“Believe me, the silly pain of laughter is real, serious, and hilarious. If you’re willing to take this mission I am offering you.”

Raul Conde (Writer)

-#Humor Quotes

Stop Talking About Negative Events

America's Funniest Home Videos

America’s Funniest Home Videos (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When it is time to spend time with your friends and family don’t talk about your bad recent, or past problems. They have had enough of your pessimism. You take it to the next level when you repeat things bad that have happened to you. If you do this it’s bad news for you. Everyone knows how some people act in public, but this doesn’t mean you can’t stop it from affecting you. Your family and friends want you to be happy, and not focus on some people who are clients or workers acting negative on you. Instead, talk about what happened in your life, which there are funny moments in our lives we can tell to friends and family. Also, you may see some people doing funny things by mistake, and some of the people laugh at it. They simply think it’s funny that’s all.  We all have some history that is really funny, and sometimes our funny moments get caught on camera in shows like America’s Funniest Videos. We don’t all get to appear on TV of our funny embarrassing moments, but at least it’s something to talk about. There is much entertainment to talk about. You can also focus on the positives of your life. Reflect on your good past, and you will be at peace. Listen to music of any kind, even if it’s offensive it doesn’t matter. I watch too many mafia movies that they use cussing words all the time, and I enjoy them. You can also look at decent movies as well, or the only movies you like are decent. Any kinds of things to share and talking to your friends about positive is worth fulfilling. Remember when you talk like you’re not well in your mind, you lose your chance of acting nice to people the next day. Every words that comes out of your mouth will be received negative or positive, and if you offend someone, then you’re asking for it. Remind yourself to take control of yourself when some people are being offensive towards you. Don’t lose your cool. Whatever happens bad in your days, just forget about it. Also, erase it from your memory quick. It only reflects on you, and your family if you drag them with your negative words of negative events to them, Let your mind be at ease. Watch TV whether it’s bad or good entertainment, as long as your mind is off negative events. The next days will be better. Our days sometimes have bad and good times all mixed in one day. This is what we call mixed-emotional days. The world isn’t against you, if that’s what you think. Nobody is after you, like you see in the movies. Talk about the good things that you saw, and leave the worse stuff behind. Once you do it you’ll feel good about yourself.

People Making Stupid Decisions For You (Ignore Them)

No matter how many mistakes you've made in the...

No matter how many mistakes you’ve made in the past, or what sort of difficulties you struggle with now, you are destined to live in victory. -Joel Osteen (Photo credit: deeplifequotes)

Most of us have had our decisions made by many people, and this is why they are bullies. Don’t listen to them and ignore them. In sooner time they’ll think back and regret it for the rest of their lives. We don’t need to name names, but we for sure we know who they are. They are on all fronts of our lives, and they won’t leave us alone. You are not alone in this one, because I have had them or still have them. I don’t listen to them. I just do the opposite to what they give me. The strong will between us, and the bullies are that we are original, and can’t ever be replaced. Ignore all the negative comments, plans, and actions of theirs. I don’t care what philosophy they have. I still think that is junk making things worse for everyone. They only live one-dimensional, and they could be anybody. You have a right to feel angry at them, but this doesn’t mean they’ll change. In my case some never change and they stay the same. Fight back and make them feel inferior; however, superior they may be. It clearly doesn’t matter who they are. Again you need to fight back. You feel good when the odds are against you and in that way we always win. My simple thinking of this they’ll turn out the losers at the end when they get old and retire. Actually, we are going to be the winners in all of this. Don’t care for the negative results, because God always wins no matter how the outcome will be. We believe in ourselves to decide what we want and what is right. I no longer have any bullies, but if I do I’ll fight back right at them with smarts. When things aren’t going your way think that you do have the upper-hand today, tomorrow, and always. Your lives aren’t jokes, and these are jokers who are ruining our lives. Somehow, someday we’ll be the superior ones, and they will feel like jerks, which they already are. We aren’t jerks on this one, and we are warriors. I am a warrior. Keep repeating that every time, until they know not to mess with you anymore. It doesn’t matter how old they are. By believing in yourself you can stand up to these bullies no matter how younger, older, and what race they are.