Some Ghosts want to Make You Sad for Life

On these years some of the people seem and look depressed. They think of misery, too much. Their thinking is of an old ghost wandering around all over the place feeling lonely and isolated. I think that ghosts who are fine and others depressed want to make you miserable. Some of them do want to make you feel depressed. I think that misery and depression are the same things. If you feel like you’re never going to get out of your misery, then things will be awful for you. Some ghosts are jealous of you, because you are happy. Don’t pay any attention to them. They give you much ideas of bringing you “down in the dumps” mood. If you let them win, then they will haunt you for the rest of your life. If you feel sad and don’t see anything is when you feel them looming all around you. These paranormal things are easy to make them go away. It starts with building your strong-will and self-esteem power. Those two things will help you defeat them in their own game. Don’t let them loom inside your mind, if you do, then that is asking for problems. Once you don’t feel any of them is when you are happy and feel fine. Finally, you’ll breath a huge sigh of relief once they are gone.

Therapy Counseling for Frankenstein

Psychologist Richard Timball is sitting down with Mr. Frankenstein counseling with him about his mood problems, and him scaring people.

Dr. Timball: What is your problem?

Frankenstein: I can’t get myself happy because I scare people easily.

Dr. Timball: Have you tried not to scare people off?

Frankenstein: Yes, I did, but it didn’t work. I want to be happy.

Dr. Timball: Maybe, you’re not trying hard enough. You need to be friendly with them. Don’t be so frightened of them seeing you differently.

Frankenstein: I will try to do that. You don’t understand. I am made up by a crazy mad scientist. Electricity has passed through my body, and this is why I am still alive. Without it I no longer exist.

Dr. Timball: What about your mood problems?

Frankenstein: Oh, yes! Those! I think of those giving me a hard time I break something in the house out of being angry.

Dr. Timball; Have you tried being happy?

Frankenstein: I’ve always tried, but it never works. Everyone wants me gone. Why is that?

Dr. Timball: Actually, nobody wants you gone. They just don’t understand you. Try giving those people a second chance to get to know you better. Be kind with them, then they won’t think of you as a monster, and they’ll think of your more as a person.

Frankenstein: Thank you, Dr. Timball. You have solved my problems.

Dr. Timball: It’s my pleasure. My I offer you some prescription drugs?

Frankenstein: Yes.

Dr. Timball prescribed him some prescription drugs and gave him some prescriptions to pick up at the pharmacy drug store. Frankenstein drove back home an hour later.

The Last Survivor’s Letter

Hello, my name is Brady Taylor. I am the last survivor of planet Earth. I am still on this lonely planet. There used to be lots of things to do here. There were many events of all kinds that have happened. Now it is just a broken down planet with broken buildings, houses, and places. I used to work at a business where they used to handle money financially. I worked in financing. I got paid very well. The Earth once had entertainment of all sorts for humans. We used to get excited at concerts hearing musicians sing and dance, and comedians telling funny proper or improper jokes. There are no businesses and big industries anymore. My favorite singer was Paul Simon. I liked his music, because it represented the entire lifestyles, he talked about important events, and of its people in countries. My favorite author used to be John Grisham for his classical thriller court cases novels. I never got into Michael Jackson’s music, but had felt sorry for him, because of his lifestyle was unfair. I got used to money at a very young age. That is the reason I got into financing. When I got older I became very good at it. I helped most people to finance their own money. I have had the pleasure of going to many rich buildings like Ford, and J.P. Morgan. Now all of those buildings are torn down. The business owner’s properties are destroyed now. Good versus Evil was the last event here in America, and it was in all of the countries. It is what ended civilization on planet Earth. I am the last survivor in the world, which I am not sure of it. The world now seems lonely. We don’t have Harry Connick, Jr., and other artists to entertain us now. Why am I sure of saying we? I should mention only me. I am the only one here. It is boring down here. Soon, I will be dying of starvation with no foods, drinks, and water to live by. My weight has gained a little bit more, and I don’t have anywhere else to do exercises everyday anymore. I am obese. This used to be a most joyful, and proud world. Now it is an old sad world with no living beings and animals anymore. I only have two days of living left. Once you get this letter you people are the planet’s only hope to get it back on track. Good luck to all of you!

Sincerely,

Brady Taylor

In The Horror News Today…

The Horror News Today

Written by: Dave Clark

What the Horror Monsters Are up to…

In the Pennsylvania area, Frankenstein is taking dancing lessons in a dancing school. Dracula is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste at his home. The boogeyman is enjoying playing hide and go seek with kids at the park. Zombies are going to the supermarket to buy foods to eat, instead of humans. There will also be a conference meeting for all horror monsters who will attend. The subjects they will discuss about will be how not to scare, and murder people. The conference meeting will start at 2:00 p.m. and will end at 4:30 p.m. It is clear that it will be a serious discussion to have a better community between monsters and humans.

My Vampire Friend is Now a Human

Dear Diary,

My name is Maria Thompson. I have a who was a vampire. She used to drink blood from other humans. I told her to get used to the foods we eat, and she did. I also told her to drink sodas, water, and alcohol. So far she is doing all that. After a year without her drinking people’s blood she got used to drinking liquids, and water. She loves food. Her sudden transformation has turned her human again. Her fangs disappeared. She has human teeth now, and can come out in the day. My assignment of turning a vampire into a human is done. She doesn’t need my blood anymore. She hates drinking blood now. Her favorite drinks are ice coffees and coke-zero. Her favorite food is Italian food. She hangs out with me and my friends by going out. She works as a nurse in a hospital. Her name is Samantha Jackson. She can’t ever turn into a vampire anymore. She can’t bite anymore to drink blood anymore.

The Kindest Zombie

My name is bob Parkett. I am here to tell a story of the kindest zombie. Once a zombie came digging out of his grave. He goes walking to the streets, and causes traffic accidents all across the four-way lane. Many people were frightened of him and they started arguing at him. The other day he spent a night in a dark alley. I live in the apartment right next to it. I go walking outside and took the garbage out to the alley and there came out a zombie. At first I was in shock. He came at me and introduce himself. His name is Narek Bimps. I was surprised of how his English language is perfect. I could understand his talking. It sounds correct. I didn’t know that this zombie had the ability to talk just like normal humans would. Well, we hung out and I started to know him better. He helped me in most of my stuff. Thanks to him I know perfect math and science. He told me that he was an actual scientist. He got struck by lightning at the age of 66. He was married to a beautiful woman accountant. No wonder he knew math. All his stories are interesting. His friends tried to revive him from the horrible lightning strike, but to no avail. He tells me that he misses his wife, but he needs to go back in the Heavens. I understood, but I told him that his spirit needs to go back up there, first. He understood, and I walked back to my apartment home. We gave our goodbyes to each other. Narek came back to his grave digging himself back to his coffin. His spirit has reached Heaven again. He is the most kindest zombie I have ever met. He was kind to strangers, my friends, and family. I probably won’t tell this story to anyone else, because they will think I am nuts.

Aliens will show their Displeasure of Most Alien Movies

I don’t think that aliens will be pleased of the action alien movies shown in the Silver Screen and on TV. The reason is that in most alien movies they are shown as the villains. This isn’t any way of showing our respects for them. It makes warning signal signs to us humans. Well, the Silver Screen can do whatever it wants, but if they come here soon. I think it is the worst idea showing these movies like Alien (1979), for example to them. We need to be kind to them, instead of showing our displeasure to them. The main fact is that we fear them, and think that we’ll be in a serious war against them. I don’t think that is most likely. This may be one of the reasons they won’t be coming here anytime yet. If they do, then they’ll explain why they didn’t come here. They don’t want to start a war against us. I think in my view that most humans do think so. I don’t want to start a war against them, and I think they are friendly. Well, there are some that don’t view my viewpoint the same as I do. Now, we can’t hide these alien science fiction movies in any manner. I think that they already know that we have them here on Earth. This might be one of the reasons they probably won’t be coming on our home planet just yet.

Patrick Squished his Bully

Dear Mom and Dad,

My name is Patrick Donner. I have squashed my high school bully named Philip Steinhold. He kept bothering once I appear in public. I kept hearing these stories that I was a loser in my high school years. He would say hurtful things like “You’ll never amount to anything!”, “You’re a bum!”, or “you’ll always be a punk!”. I keep hearing him saying all this to me on my present time. He always walks with me around the mall and tells me hurtful things for me to get down to his level. Well one day I was asleep and a fairy came to me that she gave me powers to make him small and squish him. The next morning I woke up if as the painful words coming out of Philip’s mouth didn’t hurt my feelings at all. I went outside walking in public and there he was. His sorry-self. He goes to me and tells me hurtful words again. I got up the courage to make him stop and he turned small. The size on my toe. So, I raised my leg up and squished him with my right shoe. He longer can bother me, and doesn’t even exist anymore. All the strangers keep applauding me proud, and even the police. This was a great day for me. I feel happy and optimistic today.

My Shadow gives me Advises

My name is Harold Ernest and I have a story to tell about my shadow. When I was walking through my neighborhood with several of my friends. My shadow keeps whispering to me. My friends tell me where are those whispers coming from. I told them that I have no idea. Well, we went outside of our community and into the city. We went to a restaurant and started ordering food, got drinks, and having conversations with each other. A few hours later they told me that they have to be heading home soon.

I tell my friends that I understood. They went their separate ways, and I went to mine going home. Once I was walking there were a couple of bullies who wanted to start trouble. They pushed me around, starting to hit me, asking to do favors for them. My shadow fought back against them. I was shocked that it fought them single-handedly. They ran away and the shadow told me that they won’t mess with me anymore.

It tells me that I shouldn’t walk alone in places where there is danger. He was right, I listened to it, and got home. I was confident and relaxed that my shadow was solving my battles and giving me advises. Seven weeks later it told me to study for a career. So, I won’t turn out as a bum. Suddenly, a few years later I graduated from a University with my diploma to become a doctor.

Mr. Shadow wanted me to shake his hand, but I saw no hand. I only watched a shadow hand, but I shook it. It responded happy and was proud of me. I think if it once I am in my senior years and how it helped my life along the way. I now am married with my wife, and have five children. This is definitely a happy ending. I never thought that me and it could overcome huge obstacles, but we made it happen.

Once I turned old I have died and so did my shadow. My wife, children, friends, and family attended my funeral. They were sad that I passed away, but are proud of my achievements. They were also proud that I was their dad. I now am with my friend the shadow in Heaven with God and Jesus Christ.

Aliens might be Friends with Ghosts

It may be a slight possibility that ghosts can become friends with aliens. After all it is another dimension we are going into. Ghosts see aliens, but humans don’t see ghosts. However, I think that aliens might have the power to see ghosts then we do. We humans don’t have the power to see ghosts. I think if we see ghosts talking to aliens, we’ll be freaked out. It will be a shocker for us all. There is this possibility, though. If you get spaced out is when you see and feel ghosts. Aliens in the other hand hide where you don’t discover them most likely. Why can’t we think of this theory that ghosts will befriend aliens. It is an open discussion. I don’t think anyone else has ever thought about this. I am not the only one with this idea. It is interesting to know this. I don’t predict and think that angels are aliens themselves. However, in Ancient Aliens the series they will tell you that angels are in fact aliens. Ghosts do become friends with aliens. However, you want to think about it. They meet and talk openly about their lives. I think they have more interesting things to talk about. I won’t be familiar with both species’ conversations, but it is interesting to know.