David Became A Ghost From Being Depressed

Dear Diary,

My name is David Shards. I have never felt happy my entire life. I started to wonder why. God kept me telling me if I don’t start acting positive I’ll soon turn into a ghost and so I did. I was walking the neighborhoods, malls, and public streets when nobody recognized me. Finally, they saw me as a ghost. I was famously known from the news media. I hated the attention from the public. They wanted to know how I died and why did I come back as a ghost. I told them that I didn’t die and I became a ghost, because of me being depressed. The news media joked around and asked me if I feel happy I would turn into a human again. I told them that will be the exact cure. So, everyone cheered me on. I left the news people and went on my own. Once I was walking the public areas they kept cheering me on to the recovery to turn human once more. I felt better and soon some of my body parts look like human flesh. I could see my few fingers on my hands are soon human flesh. I went through days and days as the crowd kept on giving me positive support. And you know one day I turned into a full human again. I am dressed with clothes on. I feel positive, optimistic, and happy once again. I came back home and my wife Elisa greeted back in. She is very happy I found a happy place, and that I am human the second time, also. The next month I was all over the news, and I went to talk shows to tell the world about my transformation from human, to ghost, to human. The conversations with the talk show hosts were interesting. This for me is by far a surreal experience.

Sincerely yours,

David Shards

Remembering the Godfather trilogy

When I saw that the Godfather movies appeared they were brand new. I loved them in that time. I know the main characters are criminals, but I enjoyed it the most I could. Marlon Brando and Al Pacino were both great and excellent Godfathers. The mafia was what it once was back in the past. This movie is well done of how the mafia began. I still love to watch all three mafia movies. When I get the chance in one day I only watch The Godfather, part II. It was the perfect day to see it. I have read the novel, but sadly it isn’t number 1 in the literary world. I think there are more novels that are as the same as excellent as Mario Puzo’s novel. Each novel is different. I think that The Godfather movie and novel have a say to debate on it of where it should be ranked. For me in my point of view I think it should be number 1 on both subjects. It is an excellent movie and novel. Nobody has written a mafia novel that tops it. It stands in the history of time. I know there are some that probably don’t like that movie. But, it has changed cinema the way we see movies today. The Godfather will be the most beloved movie and novel in the history of the world. I certainly love them both! If you want to read an excellent novel, then The Godfather by Mario Puzo is exactly it. Both are entertaining!

Alien6 Loves Pierson Lars

Dear diary,

My name is Pierson Lars, and this is my story. I haven’t been used to for aliens living here on Earth. In the areas, of Pittsburg, Pennsylvania there are most of them in my hometown. I am a regular person working of engineering. I never got attracted of any living alien-woman in my life. But, this is the first, and it is pretty weird. I went to a concert where an alien-woman singer named Alien6 was singing. I was right in front of the stage. She caught my eye and thought I was handsome. She thought of me as a super-man modal. I was never attracted to alien girls, and never will. It feels weird. She is different. I am normal. I love human women and girls. But, she isn’t my style. She invited my backstage, and have had an interesting conversation with her. She was pretty sexy and attractive, but she’s an alien dude! I am not ready for my sons and daughters to be aliens as my family. To think of it they will still be family, but it didn’t happen. Thank God! Anyway, I am married with Samantha Pooks. She is my type of woman. A sexy normal human woman. But, Alien6 asked if I would start dating her. I harmlessly declined. If I did. I wouldn’t know how to live with myself. My alien kids attacking humans and killing them. I would be at fault. Anyway, I hung out with her, but it wasn’t what you’d think of magical. We have had arguments once we were out on places. After a year she declined me, and I was happy it happened. I think to live with an alien-woman would be catastrophic it is to be a nightmare for any man. Anyway, I came back with my wife and kids. I am happy living with my family, but not having alien kids, that would come criminal. Alien6 was nice after that, and I understood why she wanted me. I was her type, but I knocked some sense into her. She understood. By showing her gratitude of me, and my family she gave me a seasons pass of her future concerts. Even though, I still never understood alien music, but later I was jamming to this alien music. I started loving it.

Yours Sincerely,

Pierson Lars

My Vampire Friend is Now a Human

Dear Diary,

My name is Maria Thompson. I have a who was a vampire. She used to drink blood from other humans. I told her to get used to the foods we eat, and she did. I also told her to drink sodas, water, and alcohol. So far she is doing all that. After a year without her drinking people’s blood she got used to drinking liquids, and water. She loves food. Her sudden transformation has turned her human again. Her fangs disappeared. She has human teeth now, and can come out in the day. My assignment of turning a vampire into a human is done. She doesn’t need my blood anymore. She hates drinking blood now. Her favorite drinks are ice coffees and coke-zero. Her favorite food is Italian food. She hangs out with me and my friends by going out. She works as a nurse in a hospital. Her name is Samantha Jackson. She can’t ever turn into a vampire anymore. She can’t bite anymore to drink blood anymore.

The Kindest Zombie

My name is bob Parkett. I am here to tell a story of the kindest zombie. Once a zombie came digging out of his grave. He goes walking to the streets, and causes traffic accidents all across the four-way lane. Many people were frightened of him and they started arguing at him. The other day he spent a night in a dark alley. I live in the apartment right next to it. I go walking outside and took the garbage out to the alley and there came out a zombie. At first I was in shock. He came at me and introduce himself. His name is Narek Bimps. I was surprised of how his English language is perfect. I could understand his talking. It sounds correct. I didn’t know that this zombie had the ability to talk just like normal humans would. Well, we hung out and I started to know him better. He helped me in most of my stuff. Thanks to him I know perfect math and science. He told me that he was an actual scientist. He got struck by lightning at the age of 66. He was married to a beautiful woman accountant. No wonder he knew math. All his stories are interesting. His friends tried to revive him from the horrible lightning strike, but to no avail. He tells me that he misses his wife, but he needs to go back in the Heavens. I understood, but I told him that his spirit needs to go back up there, first. He understood, and I walked back to my apartment home. We gave our goodbyes to each other. Narek came back to his grave digging himself back to his coffin. His spirit has reached Heaven again. He is the most kindest zombie I have ever met. He was kind to strangers, my friends, and family. I probably won’t tell this story to anyone else, because they will think I am nuts.