Through The Never-ending Misery Tour

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Samalia Hampton is a 28 year old woman that goes through her miseries of failed relationships. She is living in buffalo, New York. She had lost all of her friends by feeling bad and tries to get them back. Her friends told her they would come back in one condition, if she gets over it by being happy and positive.

She doesn’t understand that situations like these aren’t a big deal. I certainly hope she understands. Well, she is working on a case defending a criminal who has killed a little girl. Through seven months of working the case she lost by the jury pleading guilty to her client. She left heartbroken that she started to leave right away from  the courtroom, and drove to her apartment.

She watched TV to feel better, but it didn’t work. She fell asleep in her bedroom. Suddenly she’s been transported to a tour somewhat of a ride like in theme parks. She woke up and is strapped onto a seat on a vehicle bringing her to the never-ending Misery Tour. Once she goes in she sees all her break-ups of relationships she had gone through. Some of them she has cheated on several men.

She can’t stand the agony, and screams in pain crying.

“Stop! I don’t want to see my past relationships!” she cried

“You need to in order to feel better!” commanded the Misery Master

“I am not going to change, if that’s what you want!” she complained

“Then you will be here forever!” said Misery Master

She sees to her left that she had someone beat up her nerd boyfriend. Once she saw it she feels guilty. But, seeing to her right she sees another Break-up, where she’s French kissing a strong built man, while her boyfriend sees her with hurt. Samalia can’t stand it. Another one involves her ex-boyfriend committing suicide, because she broke up with him. He went to the top of the building and jumped 100 feet down to his last dying breath.

“Enough! I promise I will change! Please, just get me out of here!” she cried in agony

“Alright! But, it has to be convincing!” said Misery Master

“Okay! I feel better!” she said

Once she felt better all the Never-ending Misery Tour has ended. It has been called this way, because if some people stay with misery they’ll be in there forever. This is the reason is called The Never-ending Misery Tour.

She is been transported back to her apartment and she woke up. It was morning and she called all her friends one by one on the phone. She told them that she will be happy and positive for now on. She has confidence that she’ll get a boyfriend and then marry him someday. Her friends are convinced that she is telling the truth. She has never failed them.

A few years later she married a rich lawyer who is like her and lived happily ever after with her own new family. She have never lost her friends and they’re trustworthy of her.