Sometimez I imagine myself being the singer in the music video, Holiday, by Green Day. Just to make it funny. Enjoy and have a laugh at it! It’s only for fun. It’s comedy writing. Enjoy!
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Hate
Hattle has a regular job and his life is isolated. He lives by himself. Everyone hates him by thinking he’s a jerk. He is a nice man. Hattle is badly misjudged.
He walks in public and everyone screams at him. Hattle gets frustrated with his mind he blows up all of the people who hate him. He looks around and witnesses everyone is dead. He feels guilty because his mind made him do it and it’s not his fault.
Hattle cries of depression for his mind killed people who could’ve loved him for the first time. He feels disheartening.
Allen’s TV Appearance
Gabe Horsan invited Allen to his late night show. Allen was promoting his new movie. Gabe interviews him in 2023. Once the show is over Allen wasn’t around alive. It is his ghost who appeared in the late night show.
Gabe visits Allen’s grave. He finds out that Allen died of a car accident in 1993. The actual person who was promoting his own movie in an interview was a ghost. It’s a weird interview with Allen as a human ghost.
Just for Comedy Writing
I feel like I am the singer in the music video, ‘She Blinded Me With Science’, just for Comedy Writing laughs! Ha, ha, ha!
She Blinded Me With Science, by Thomas Dolby
-Comedy Writing
Dead Sleep
Everyone is sleeping it is midmorning tonight. All the people’s blood come out of their bodies while asleep. Their air is rotting out of their noses and mouths. The whole world is dying. There will be no one alive anymore. All the animals’ blood and all their air come out of their bodies. The organisms all die out. The plants air is drying out. Everything around the planet earth is dying out. Everything in planet earth is sleeping dead. The dead sleep for their last night.
Insulting Tongue
A man named, Nanlu has insulted a demon from Hell. The devil thought of punishing him. He had the perfect demon for this job. He gave his soldier instructions to go to the real world. “I will do as you wish, my Dark Lord!” the Demon soldier replied. The demon came to Nanlu’s home and witnessed him sleeping. Nanlu yawned with his tongue out and the demon sliced his lying tongue with his tail from his behind. Nanlu woke up and screamed for his life. The demon stabbed him with his tail through the man’s heart. The devil told him that this Nanlu is evil. The demon soldier brought Nanlu with him to the underworld. The devil thanked him and kept torturing Nanlu as his toy slave forever. Mr. Devil gave the demon soldier the right to torture Nanlu as well and gladly paid with money for it. He thought that he will buy all the jewelry in the world to glorify it.
Through Jesus Christ’s Time
A man called Sawyer travelled back in time to when Jesus was alive. His name was Larry and was born in North Carolina in 1962. Sawyer was a teacher from high school in 1998.
Jesus had a chat with him before his crucifixion.
“My time will be up soon, but I want you to believe in God. He loves you very much. God is inside me and I am His son,” Jesus Christ said.
“I will promise you that for I am like a son to you,” Sawyer replied.
Jesus smiled at him and left with his disciples. Sawyer went through the wormhole and came back to the year of 1998. He won’t ever forget what Jesus Christ told him.
Stuck in The Past
Carrie has traveled back to 1926. She was born in New York City, New York 1976. Carrie used to live her recent life in West Palm Beach, Florida in 2019. Now she is beginning her new life in the roaring modern 20s of the 20th Century.
She has no friends and all of them are back in her lifetime in 2019. Carrie misses her husband and her kids. She cries out in the public streets of New York. The strangers try to make her feel better because they care. Carrie is stuck in the beginnings of America. You can probably say that.
Evil Monster
A monster the size of a home kills innocent civilians and eats them up. It is causing havoc in Chicago. It breaks buildings, homes, and stores all around him.
The U.S. army tanks try to take him down by shooting at it–blood and guts all over the place. The monster dies. There aren’t many humans living for he destroyed the majority of them.
Fairies Wild Frenzy
Deep in the forest there were fairies. Strangers surrounded in the place. The fairies attacked those people. They got injured and fairies shot strangers in the heart by fireballs. The people in the forest have died from their acts of violence.
“We follow Peter Pan no more,” all fairies shouted.
The people are dead. Peter Pan wasn’t there to save the day. The fairies have made their mark by killing humans. They have shown their cowardly side. They were proud of their horrific acts. Dead body parts all around the forest.
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