Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, New Jersey Edited version of Image:PurportedUFO NewJersey 1952 07 31.gif. By Bach01. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Dear World,

The invasion of planet Earth has begun, and it’s not pretty. The aliens are here taking control all over the countries, and continents. I am in hiding, and my name is Ray Maters. I escaped from a UFO spaceship, but they are still looking for me. Little do they know that I have the smarts, and the sharp eyes to outsmart them. But, this isn’t the point the thing is that we no longer have our liberty, and they have enslaved us. They are testing us on everything. Their labs are quite unique, and nothing like I’ve seen from the movies. Luckily I can run quickly to a location for survival. I have my anti-alien rifle with me that I have invented to zap them if they try to capture me. I have to be careful of their potion that could turn me into an alien. Most people have turned into them, but there is a formula to turn them back into humans. It is somewhere really not that close, and if I could get those formula potions, then I can try to turn those aliens back to where they were humans. I don’t have much time left, and have less then a day to save this planet. It isn’t going to be easy. I have a hut deep in the jungle, and am trying to be careful of the big animals here. So far, I am doing the right thing, but some aliens have spotted me. I had to out-trick them by given them a false location of where I am at, little do they know that I am somewhere inside a state of the USA somewhere. OK!, here’s the plan meet me in Washington, D.C. Close to the Abraham Lincoln Monument, and I’ll tell you how to save humanity. However, don’t contact me until you get there by Saturday midnight, 2013.

Yours Truly,

Ray Maters