TV People

In the restaurant customers are having a fun time. They were all talking about movies and shows they had watched. A couple dining were eating and talking about a new show they have seen recently. She showed her fiancé the show on her cell phone.

“Have you watched that show?” she asked.

“Yes, it’s psychologically scary,” he replied.

On the other table two teens were discussing about a movie. Stacy told him the name.

“I remember that show!” Hank responded.

“Yeah, it is dull. I didn’t like it,” Stacy replied.

“I know right?” Hank asked.

“You bet,” Stacy giggled.

Everyone’s face turned into live television screens playing movies, the news, and all kinds of television shows. They fell and died but the screens were still playing with noises. Stacy and Hank were the only ones alive and headed to the exit, but the doors shut itself locked. The waiters turned into TV screens, fell and all died. Both teens cried for help but to no avail. They both fell, their faces turned into TV screens and had died.

Everyone in the restaurant is dead but in their faces were showing all kinds of news, shows, game shows, and all kinds of movies, as if they were actual TVs.

You Are So Nice

Carl is the nicest person around the block. He visits his family. He is in his grandmother’s home.

“Carl, you are nice,” his sister said.

All his fingers fall breaking of his left hand.

“Carl, my sweet boy!” grandma said.

Carl’s left hand breaks off.

“How nice to see you,” his brother-in-law said.

Carl’s right hand fingers fall off.

“Aw, isn’t he sweet,” his mom said.

Carl’s right hand and right arm falls off.

All the family tells him that he is so nice.

Carl’s entire body breaks into pieces.

“We lost a real nice guy in Carl!” grandma weeps.

All the family cried for Carl because he is now dead. I guess when they told him nice things he died in the result of his kindness.

Crazy Driver

Hollard drives his Mercedes pretty fast all-around Nebraska and all the drivers driving in traffic are fed up with him. He doesn’t care and keeps going fast as if it is a care race. His skin comes off him from the adrenaline. Now he is driving without his flesh. All his blood and body parts slip out of him. He is only alive with his skeleton. He keeps driving looking like the Ghost Rider from Marvel comics. Suddenly his skeleton turns into ashes until he is dead. The Mercedes crashes into traffic causing a massive car accident with several drivers involved. An hour later, the cops find the Mercedes with no one inside leaving a mystery case unsolved.