You Are So Nice

Carl is the nicest person around the block. He visits his family. He is in his grandmother’s home.

“Carl, you are nice,” his sister said.

All his fingers fall breaking of his left hand.

“Carl, my sweet boy!” grandma said.

Carl’s left hand breaks off.

“How nice to see you,” his brother-in-law said.

Carl’s right hand fingers fall off.

“Aw, isn’t he sweet,” his mom said.

Carl’s right hand and right arm falls off.

All the family tells him that he is so nice.

Carl’s entire body breaks into pieces.

“We lost a real nice guy in Carl!” grandma weeps.

All the family cried for Carl because he is now dead. I guess when they told him nice things he died in the result of his kindness.

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