You Are So Nice

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Carl is the nicest person around the block. He visits his family. He is in his grandmother’s home.

“Carl, you are nice,” his sister said.

All his fingers fall breaking of his left hand.

“Carl, my sweet boy!” grandma said.

Carl’s left hand breaks off.

“How nice to see you,” his brother-in-law said.

Carl’s right hand fingers fall off.

“Aw, isn’t he sweet,” his mom said.

Carl’s right hand and right arm falls off.

All the family tells him that he is so nice.

Carl’s entire body breaks into pieces.

“We lost a real nice guy in Carl!” grandma weeps.

All the family cried for Carl because he is now dead. I guess when they told him nice things he died in the result of his kindness.

Crazy Driver

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Hollard drives his Mercedes pretty fast all-around Nebraska and all the drivers driving in traffic are fed up with him. He doesn’t care and keeps going fast as if it is a care race. His skin comes off him from the adrenaline. Now he is driving without his flesh. All his blood and body parts slip out of him. He is only alive with his skeleton. He keeps driving looking like the Ghost Rider from Marvel comics. Suddenly his skeleton turns into ashes until he is dead. The Mercedes crashes into traffic causing a massive car accident with several drivers involved. An hour later, the cops find the Mercedes with no one inside leaving a mystery case unsolved.