Patrick Squished his Bully

Dear Mom and Dad,

My name is Patrick Donner. I have squashed my high school bully named Philip Steinhold. He kept bothering once I appear in public. I kept hearing these stories that I was a loser in my high school years. He would say hurtful things like “You’ll never amount to anything!”, “You’re a bum!”, or “you’ll always be a punk!”. I keep hearing him saying all this to me on my present time. He always walks with me around the mall and tells me hurtful things for me to get down to his level. Well one day I was asleep and a fairy came to me that she gave me powers to make him small and squish him. The next morning I woke up if as the painful words coming out of Philip’s mouth didn’t hurt my feelings at all. I went outside walking in public and there he was. His sorry-self. He goes to me and tells me hurtful words again. I got up the courage to make him stop and he turned small. The size on my toe. So, I raised my leg up and squished him with my right shoe. He longer can bother me, and doesn’t even exist anymore. All the strangers keep applauding me proud, and even the police. This was a great day for me. I feel happy and optimistic today.

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