The Kindest Zombie

My name is bob Parkett. I am here to tell a story of the kindest zombie. Once a zombie came digging out of his grave. He goes walking to the streets, and causes traffic accidents all across the four-way lane. Many people were frightened of him and they started arguing at him. The other day he spent a night in a dark alley. I live in the apartment right next to it. I go walking outside and took the garbage out to the alley and there came out a zombie. At first I was in shock. He came at me and introduce himself. His name is Narek Bimps. I was surprised of how his English language is perfect. I could understand his talking. It sounds correct. I didn’t know that this zombie had the ability to talk just like normal humans would. Well, we hung out and I started to know him better. He helped me in most of my stuff. Thanks to him I know perfect math and science. He told me that he was an actual scientist. He got struck by lightning at the age of 66. He was married to a beautiful woman accountant. No wonder he knew math. All his stories are interesting. His friends tried to revive him from the horrible lightning strike, but to no avail. He tells me that he misses his wife, but he needs to go back in the Heavens. I understood, but I told him that his spirit needs to go back up there, first. He understood, and I walked back to my apartment home. We gave our goodbyes to each other. Narek came back to his grave digging himself back to his coffin. His spirit has reached Heaven again. He is the most kindest zombie I have ever met. He was kind to strangers, my friends, and family. I probably won’t tell this story to anyone else, because they will think I am nuts.