“What song are you going to dedicate to me on Valentine’s Day, Prince Charming?” asked Cinderella.

“Creep, by Radiohead.” replied Prince Charming.

“Are you my father?” asked Luke Skywalker

“Big Time!” answered Darth Vader

“What’s wrong father?” asked Luke Skywalker

“I Can’t Dance, because, Jesus, He Knows Me!” said Darth Vader.

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Humor Fact:

I Can’t Dance! and Jesus He Knows Me, are songs written by Genesis.

“What did you think of Robin Hood: Prince of Thrives, Freddy?” a fan said to Freddy Krueger.

“It’s Big Bang Baby!” Freddy Krueger said.

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Humor Quotes True Facts:

Big Bang Baby is a song from Stone Temple Pilots.

The movie called, “The Many Adventures of Bilbo Baggins and Peewee Herman”. Great action movie.

“I have won six NBA championships and was NBA Finals MVP four times.” Pee Wee Herman said.

“I’ve got skillz!” Freddy Kruger said.

“My favorite song is Sometimes by Britney Spears.” Jason Voorhees said.

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