Sucking It All Up

The solar system was all quiet and positive. All different kinds of species in most living planets are having fun, and others difficult times. The sun shines bright all over space. The planets rotate around the sun. However, one alien whose name is Larry is bigger than the sun and he is roaming all over the solar system.

For a long time he had wanted a taste of the solar system. He knows that planet Earth is still around and others like it, also. He wanted something to suck up eating and drinking. He is thinking to himself why not the whole solar system.

He is thinking about it and is happily going to try this idea. His mouth is used as a vacuum cleaner by sucking the whole solar system. The whole entire thing is all being drank, like the sun, planets, meteors, and etc., inside of it. The living species were all crying for help, until it is all gone.

There is nothing. Only Larry himself. He feels bored standing on blank nothing, like it is a blank page. He thinks to himself that’s what he gets for sucking up the whole solar system. He has ended the entire civilizations and the solar system as we know it. It was all, because he was hungry and thirsty.



17 thoughts on “Sucking It All Up

  1. Hilarious. I was imagining an expanding black hole with a shrinking Schwarzschild radius. 😉 Thank you for this very entertaining and horrific piece! Now I’m considering naming the object predicted to be located within Sagittarius (A?) Prime as a mental projection of Larry. Sorry, it’s been a solid few years since my last venture into astronomy, so some of that may not be standard fact at this point in time. ^^; And that’s undergrad introductory level. Memory, you’re funny.

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