Dear Audience,
My name was Sam GetSmart in Toonland, and changed it to Adam Martin. I have loved being a cartoon character, because I could do all sorts of crazy zany things like running after kids pulling up their pants. Stuff like that. Once I did all kinds of crazy things I didn’t feel comfortable doing it, and didn’t feel like the real me. I wanted to be human like you all. So, I started praying to God to change me to a human, and bring me to the real world. It took 3 months for that to happen, but once it happened I am now a human person. I changed my cartoon name Sam GetSmart to Adam Martin. This is great for me, because I no longer do crazy wild things that I wished to no longer do. Now I make sense to people and am no longer the laughing joke. Everyone in my toon show used to make me do all kinds of wacky stuff. I no longer do them, instead I work as an architect trying to fix my clients’ homes in planet Earth. I have a serious life now, have friends, and family. I am engaged to Lisa Mathews. Our wedding is within two weeks. I can’t believe I am human for the first time. I no longer think like a cartoon, but only think like a human, which is something that I always wanted for me. For the first time I have a life. I will live long, and die old with my own family.
Sincerely yours,
Adam Martin