“Hank, what has your girlfriend done to you?” his friend said.

“She Blinded Me With Science!” Hank replied.

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She Blinded Me With Science, by Thomas Dolby

“What’s in the spy package?” The agent said.

“PeeWee Herman’s toy.” The spy said.

“What is your full name?” asked the teacher.

“American Idiot.” responded the student.

“Who are you?” A stranger asked.

“Sledgehammer!” Freddy Krueger said.

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Sledgehammer, by Peter Gabriel

“Jason, you’re grounded!” mom said.

“Yes, mom.” Jason Voorhees said.

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“Buy one nightmare, get one free!” Freddy Krueger said.

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“What did Sarah Conner do to you?” T-1000 asked.

“She Blinded Me With Science!” Terminator 100 said.

“I’m Too Sexy” Freddy Krueger said.

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I’m Too Sexy was written by, Right Said Fred