My grandpa’s whining
has kept me up at midnight
he’s a big baby
My grandpa’s whining
has kept me up at midnight
he’s a big baby
Sam’s friend is dead, but he always goes out with him. His name is Fred. Fred has his wrist slit and also his throat. He is trying to fit in to the crowd. The people get scared of him, but Sam says that he is not a danger to anyone. The strangers believe his words about Fred. He is all bloody like a machete has been run all over him. But the people love him. Sam has made the right friend, even if he is a walking zombie. It is friendship that counts. They go hang out at the malls, movie theaters, beaches, etc., Fred just wants to be nice, but he is dead. He acts like a live human though.
Jason Vorhees married Snow White. This is a reminder to you all.
“What time is it?” The teacher asked.
“It’s Alfalfa time!” the students replied loudly.
‘I want to read about a real life musician. Which singer would recommend that existed for real?” Dorothy asked.
“Ziggy Stardust!” Glen recommended.
Ziggy Stardust, by David Bowie
Sense of Humor Quotes
“What is your kind of revenge?” Sarah asked.
“Digging in the Dirt,” Sam responded.
Sense of Humor Quotes
Digging in the Dirt, by Peter Gabriel
“What part of history do you want to talk about?” the teacher asked her student.
“I Wanna Talk About Me,” the student responded.
Sense of Humor Quotes
I Wanna Talk About Me, by Toby Keith
“What is your favorite TV show, Tim?” Asked Jan
“Lady Picture Show,” Tim responded.
-Sense of Humor Quotes
-Lady Picture Show, by Stone Temple Pilots
“What is your girlfriend’s name?” Sandy asked.
“Lady Picture Show,” Sam replied.
-Sense of Humor Quotes
-Lady Picture Show, by Stone Temple Pilots
“Who’s your favorite historical figure?” The teacher asked.
“Perdida,” the student answered.
-Sense of Humor Quotes
-Perdida, by Stone Temple Pilots