The Artist is Back!!!!!

English: John Lennon and Yoko Ono

English: John Lennon and Yoko Ono (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yoko Ono is staying in her home alone always thinking of her lost love John Lennon. She wishes he would come back, but can’t seem to do it. Right now she is watching her favorite show eating Chinese food. But, it’s not the same without John around.

Outside of the New York streets John Lennon walks around the sidewalk as a ghost, which no one sees. He some of the time sees Yoko walking outside and starts to cry out for her, but she doesn’t listen. The stalker did this to him, and wondered why he would kill him, being part of the Beatle’s legacy.

He heard that his killer is in jail, but wanted to argue with him face to face. John realizes he can’t do it. “Boy, things have changed so much while I no longer am living.” John said. Walking the steps of the sidewalk people pass through him when they walk to get somewhere.

“Hey, that’s where John Lennon got shot!” Frankel said, when he points to the alley between apartment buildings. John suddenly heard this and quickly went to where the kid was pointing.”That’s right son! Some wacko killed that musical genius. Sad,huh?” dad said.”Yeah, poor soul.” Frankel replied. John saw how they felt about his death, but he couldn’t tell them himself.

Suddenly Yoko Ono walks outside of the sidewalk to go somewhere to shop. John saw her and screams at her to get her attention. Yoko heard and saw behind her back, but no one was there. The ghost suddenly realized that she could listen to him. Yoko thought that she’s going nuts and probably needs to forget that awful killing of her late John Lennon.

She ignored it and went walking to her destination. John decided to walk with her, and held her hand. She felt John’s hand and thought that she’s finally with him once again. But, she slipped out of his hand and soon forgot the craziness she felt and heard. Instead she put he hands inside her coat pockets on each.

Is it my lover John Lennon trying to talk to me? she thought. No it isn’t happening and people will laugh at me if I realize it, she thought again. It soon sunk in to John that he’s really not living anymore, and he’s been walking these New York sidewalks ever since his assassination. It’s sad being John Lennon the deceased.

Before George Harrison used to tell him that it’s no use talking to living people, because most of them don’t believe in ghosts. But, John quickly disagreed, and George knew that John would disagree with him. The two deceased Beatles are no longer part of this world, and have been in Heaven for most of the time.

George touched John’s arm and said “John, she’s never going to see you.”

“Maybe, there’s a chance in that, George.” John replied

“I hardly think so. Besides many years have past, you have to realize that, John.” George said

John put his head down lightly feeling in sorrow, but his special gift is to only look after her. He doesn’t anymore have the power to protect her of any harm done to Yoko Ono. I guess that’s the curse of being dead.

In a few days later Yoko Ono came back from the gift shop and walks back to her apartment. John Lennon sitting down the steps stood up and saw her. He was happy that she’s happy of what she bought. In his mind the song “Woman” came to his mind and started to weep once she goes up to the steps and then closes the door. John went inside to follow her.

She checked the mail and realized she’s depressed the awful killing of her husband and needed therapy. She was in her home apartment and went for a quick sleep. John went to cozy with Yoko and hugged and slept with her through the entire night.

A week has passed and she went to serious therapy to forget about it. Her therapist asked her of how she felt before, and Yoko quickly explained about it.

“I sometimes hear John talking to me, but I don’t answer him back.” Yoko explained

“Why don’t you?” the therapist asked

“It would be crazy to. Don’t you think?” Yoko answered

“Yes, but some at the time when you’re at—” the therapist tried to tell her

“No, this was outside of my apartment. People will think I’m nuts.” she said

“Oh, then you did the right thing. Have you tried to buy self-help books like The Secret to help you with this problem?” the Therapist asked.

“I didn’t think of that. But, what do you think?” Yoko asked.

“I think I’ll put you on pill medications.” the Therapist said.

The therapist counseled to her that every women has these problems of their late husbands and it will take time to let it pass. She says that it’s never easy to bypass something horrible as the assassination of someone’s lover.

Yoko Ono was very pleased to have a consult with her therapist, and now has pills for her medication she now has to take. Soon it started to rain, and luckily she got out an umbrella and used it to walk to her car.

“She still didn’t forget me.” John said to George Harrison.

“I know.” George said.

“Do you think her and I have a chance together again?” asked John crying.

John got frustrated about it, and wanted to reason with George that he’s wrong, but decided not to for it’s a losing battle.

“Come on, John, We’ve soon got to go to Heaven. We can’t any longer be in Limbo.” George said

“No! You go without me.” John said.

Then George Harrison went to the stairs to Heaven to get much needed rest. John knew the way home to Yoko Ono, and wanted to appear before her eyes, and talk to her.

Yoko took her medicine pills, and knew she was seeing things. John was right behind her, and Yoko soon heard the bell ring several times. She went to get the door for, which it is who, want to see her, and once she opened the door it was Sean Lennon with his wife.

Yoko was happy and hugged her son and welcomed them in. Yoko rapidly strokes a conversation with both of them about life.

“How are you?” She said

“I’m good. We went at North Carolina the past week.” Sean said

“Oh, how was it there?” Yoko asked her son

“It was fun sight seeing.” Sean and his wife both said

“I’ve always wanted to go there.” Yoko said.

“Maybe, one day we’ll take you there. It’ll be fun.” Sean said.

They’ve talked for a few more minutes and then Sean and his wife left home saying goodbye to his mom. Yoko headed right to sleep since it’s now almost reaching 11:00 night. John slept with Yoko Ono once again to feel her comfort. Yoko turned around and slept by John Lennon’s side.

It was morning and Yoko Ono woke up and saw John Lennon in the flesh. She closed her eyes to sleep to think of it as a dream, then she opened her eyes, and saw him again screaming as she thinks this isn’t happening for her.

“John you’re dead! I’ve gotten over you a long time ago!!!!!!” Yoko screamed in aghast.

“But, sweetie I’m back alive! Just like you always wanted!!!” John said happily.

“No, John! You should go back to Heaven, because things are different now.” she said

“Don’t you want me? The crazed fanatic had it coming, and he’s in jail for killing me, that buffoon ” John said.

“That was settled long ago.” Yoko said.

“I know right? And I’m back!” John said

“That can’t be. You’re a figment of my imagination.” she said.

“I’m not a figment of anyone’s imagination.” he said.

She tried to run through John Lennon and only dropped him to the floor. John Lennon is now a human being twice this time. He was laughing.

“What’s so funny?” Yoko said seriously.

“Nothing, my love.” John said.

Yoko was in total shock, and she promised not to talk to the dead herself, but she’s talking to one now. John stood up, but Yoko was sitting on the floor trying to make sense of all of this.

John Lennon was truly happy that he’s with his one true love Yoko Ono once again, and promises not to blow this one up, which he never had. She got up and started looking at John touching his entire face.

“Why are you doing that?” He asked.

“I’m just trying to see if you’re real.” Yoko said

“Woof!” John yelled like a dog.

Yoko got frightened, jumped, and screamed. John gave her a loving hug. Both of them talked about bizarre situation and have now settled it.

The next day they went to the beach and had lots of fun, but people couldn’t believe this is actually John Lennon. Instead fans start saying that it’s a decoy of John Lennon. Yoko and John didn’t like the situation and wanted privacy, soon everyone started asking them for autographs, and they both were delighted to give it to them.

All their fans were puzzled about the decoy’s autograph is exactly the same like John Lennon’s, the other day John and Yoko were on a honeymoon since his death 30 years ago. The next few days they went to Los Angeles, which they befriended Paul McCartney. Paul couldn’t believe that it is the actual John Lennon itself, and the people there still think it’s a decoy. But, Paul believed John, and to him it’s worth the honest truth.

Paul invited both to his home to meet his new wife, and they accepted. At home they were all talking about the good times when they were The Beatles.

“Yeah. But, going to Miami is fun, and people there are friendly.” Paul said.

“I think so.” John said.

“This Miami is it nice there?” Yoko asked.

“Why, yes. I’ve went a couple of times there. You’ll both love it, and the fans love famous people like us.” Paul said.

Outside George Harrison spotted John with a chat with Paul, and started to look at him. John saw him, and George signs him the time he needs to go back to Heaven for rest and to share his glory with God.

John signaled him not right at this minute, but he knew God was frustrated of all this happening. You see to God it wasn’t fair that he would come back, because he believes you could only live only once, but John did the opposite.

And so John ignored George and kept talking to his friends and his wife.

“John it’s time to come back,” George said in John’s mind.

“Not now!'” said John to him in his mind.

“OK, suit yourself,” George said in John’s mind.

Mr. Lennon didn’t become comfortable with being on Planet Earth, and started to think of coming back to God. Well, this was what he wanted. Later on, John Lennon was in a lot of interviews of channel stations in shows. Some hosts started to ask him if Jesus Christ would come back, because of the apocalypse coming. John started saying he couldn’t answer that question to the fullest, fans of his started to understand that it’s God’s matter.

John and Yoko were in a lot of shows, movies, and even super bowl commercials. But, John wanted to come back to Heaven for his rest, which fans didn’t wanted him to leave ever, and even people involved in the entertainment industry. He understood how this world would be so cruel to people of this nature.

After all that he stayed in the apartment with his wife at New York. They slept through a few years with each other. But something is rather odd that John would live two lives with the same body. He knew what he’s getting into, but he wouldn’t blow this for anyone and even himself, after all he’s a big name, and the group is a big name as well.

One night they were asleep John woke up and started to think of going back up above, and to write a letter for his love to understand that this is how it’s got to be. Yoko got over the tragedy of her husband years ago, and this clearly was the wrong time and date of coming back to her.

John started thinking a lot of all the sweet pleasures his love gave and how she means to him. He clearly believes now that he couldn’t stay here much longer. So, he sat on a chair and started typing.

Dear My Beloved Yoko,

I can’t be with you anymore, and I clearly understand that you’ve gotten over me. I knew that when I was no longer here at that moment with you was very painful for you, my friends,  family, and me but it’s time I come back to Heaven. And my sincere apologies for barging in this moment of your life, but I wanted to be with you of what it would’ve been if I’ve haven’t got shot by that lunatic driven mad. I understand that things are different now, and that you still love me, and that you’re happy that I’m in a better place. Through my second life I’ve enjoyed every minute of it, and I’ll never forget it. My life will never be normal, and my fans have to understand why I need to go back to Heaven, where the doves are my dear. This time I’m saying my goodbyes to you all. Don’t forget to tell this to people I’ve had conversations with and they do need to understand for it will be painful for them once again. Goodbye, to you all.

Sincerely,

John Lennon.

John saw a passage of stairs to Heaven and saw George by the few steps.

“You did the right thing for once. Let this be a lesson to never interfere with God’s plans, but he forgives you, which he now understands why you did this.” George said.

OK, I’m coming.” John said as he walked alongside with George Harrison, and soon as they both waked up the stairs the light began to die out only leaving the letter to Yoko for her to read.

She woke up and started calling out John’s name, but to no avail, then she quickly went to all the places in he home to find him. Until, she saw the letter John wrote for her to understand  his position he put himself in.

She read the whole thing and after she finished she tearfully cries, but soon she understood.

“Thank you, John for coming back and yes I understand.” she said facing up at the roof. And then she started to feel positive about herself for all the wonderful times John gave her in his second life.

A few weeks later the world learned of why John Lennon went back to Earth and left to go back to Heaven. But, the world will always love having him the second time around in his second life as himself again.

It was in all the newspapers of John’s journey back to the USA, but the other countries never had the time to spend it with him, which they did, even if he wasn’t there.

Yoko Ono, friends,and family shared the fun times with John Lennon again on Good Morning America. The world was one again.

A Letter to a Vampire

Vampires

Vampires (Photo credit: Velovotee)

Dear Allysa,

My love for you is strong, even if you’re a vampire and I’m not, but only a human. The ranks of your kind is awesome and a great cult. I want to find the rest of your patch group. We’ve visited many of your vampire friends. I drank blood, but didn’t like it,yet I got sick from it, and  you cured me. what’s the secret recipe you have to cure me? Should I call you my vampire lover or wife? Make me a vampire, so I could fight against your enemy wolves. I want to be a hero vampire, and suck blood of all humans for eternity. We belong together. I don’t care what people think about you. We’ll make the moon red and the sky as well. I’ll learn from your cult ways. My precious time will be that you suck blood from my neck, even if it hurts me. The fun will start after that happened. There should be no light on this Earth, but only darkness throughout time. We love the sense of the coldness, but wouldn’t like to step into the sunlight. I saw your friends sucking blood of human cops, and human American Citizens. My letters from you are written in blood. I want you to be my muse of becoming a vampire. I love vampires. I’m sexually attracted to vampire women. I’ll marry you any day of any year. Don’t listen to those people that say you’re dangerous, yet I think you’re harmless. Our love for each other is great and that’s all that counts. Let me tell you it’s all that really counts are sucking blood from humans. Join me in this adventure of sensing humans being victims from us. We’re not regular people, and vampires are artists. Those vampire capes make me love to wear them. The sky should be dark red, and vampires should go to Heaven, and have their glory in Earth. When I become a vampire I’ll have powers greater than any human living on Planet Earth. I’ll gather fans as a vampire, and be obsessed by the idea. The concept of it is there, and should be attempted. We should all try to become like you striving for it, and than the world will become a better place, so for now my dear vampire lover, tootles, and bye, for we’ll thirst for blood once again. Remember the dark is always pleasurable.

Sincerely Your Love,

Andrew Curry

Afraid of this Planet

Dear World,

My name is Scott Pearl and am very afraid for my life. There are no humans here on Planet Earth, only vampires, witches, and aliens fighting each other. It took me by surprise when I woke up and suddenly I was in a shelter home, instead of my own home. But, you couldn’t believe that vampires and witches are treated here as homeless, and wounded victims. It’s very strange and I tried to escape from this place, but the authorities grabbed me, but I pulled away quickly by jumping and running out of the place. Outside I could see alien invaders fighting off space suit vampires. I’ve never seen a war like this before. I used to be in the military fighting war criminals at the Middle East, but not quite something like this. I see alien chicks that are pretty hot, but rather stay away from them. It’s like I’m in La-La Land and can’t seem to grasp it’s reality of Planet Earth. Instead of being called Planet Earth I call it Planet weird. Stay as far away from this place or stay fighting here, because there are no lives left in other planets and it’s only this one. What a nightmare, and it’s real. Instead of living peacefully, we’re living it in wars between fiction characters, but this time they’re real. I won’t be living soon, and someday I might turn into a vampire or maybe even an alien. I don’t know what God has planned for me, but it sure is creepy, and am not comfortable here. I would rather escape in a spaceship, and look for a planet that is happy and peaceful. I will thank my lucky stars if God ever bring back the humans I used to see here, and it would be a positive one to tell you the truth. I’m afraid for my life right now. I’m signing off and will escape from here today or in the future.

Sincerely yours,

Scott Pearl

U.S.V.

This country is now called The United States of Vamprica formerly known as USA. Vampricans live in this country and have bitten many people in this country. Half of the criminals are vampires and some mortal criminals have died from being bitten. The Vampricans are citizens and residents. The politics are much different, and I don’t know to explain how the U.S.A. became the U.S.V. It’s a long story, and has to tell the whole history.

From a different point of view are black vampires slaves that used to be owned by white American vampires. Imagine of how all the other states would be precept as living vampires. In Africa the poor vampires are almost dying, because of not too much blood. The U.S.V. is trying their best to help Africa all they can, but it’s not enough. There is simply not enough blood to give to the poor Africans. All this sounds complicated. Canada is now Vamprica too, and God knows what the other countries are Vampiricas. My name is Arnold Brants and I’m trying to survive as a human in this proud country that used to be for the Americans.

We now call ourselves Vampricans and should be proud to be called by this race. I don’t like the name, and am trying to make this country back to where it was before. When I walk around the streets I see people buying blood all over the places and the movies here showing are only about vampires. Most of these once being Americans want to suck my blood, and I fight them off. We have a Vamprican President that’s a Vampiricrat. There used to be Vampublicans as Presidents in this country. What happened to the old traditions of Republicans and Democrats? This all seem to disappear in a matter of seconds.

The government is much different then, instead of collecting money they collect blood. Here I’m in hiding and trying to survive. I’m trying the best I can to make this country back to the United States of America back on its feet again. I want you to wish me the best of luck, because I need it. I need all the help I can get. Pray to God this all resolves, but it will take many years and most of my entire lifetime to make it what it once was. The military are now vampires now, and this world is filled with vampires today, and will always stay that way.

The Paranormal

Paranormal Smoke

Paranormal Smoke (Photo credit: Nicky Pallas)

We all have different reactions of the paranormal; I thought that I’ve had that experience before. Many time I’ve heard a thump on the door without anyone present outside by the door near my home; no one present at my door. I’ve heard lots of peculiar stories and started to wonder if I should believe it. However, you do anything it’ll be the most talked about topic; some will say is real, while others say is a hoax. My life is simple enough to say that I have lived it. My experiences are normal, but I don’t know about yours. You’ll probably say that you’ve had that weird experience; in fact there’s a heaven and a hell; also a limbo. We don’t know where we’re headed, but you’ll rather prefer Heaven. The problem is that God doesn’t release spirits that once lived in our lifetime or before. So, how are we to say that these ghosts are haunting us? And are they coming to us friendly or hateful? In this case the answer is: No. There’s not quite evidence to judge anyone by their real life experiences; a lot of impossibles have happened in our time, and it’ll continue to happen. So far, we’ve solved one thing: that not all things are impossible; everything is doable. In my mind the paranormal happenings should be considered, I think this has to be kept secret, if not then we’ll be at the funny farm or at a mental hospital. My advice is to keep it to yourself.

My Take on the Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Batman has always been my favorite Super hero. On the generation of the 80’s first ever serious Batman movie was excellent, but sadly all the sequels of the franchise flopped, and the franchise never recovered from its failure blows. We had to wait for an awesome Batman to come, and it was a long wait. No one took it seriously, but until they’ve decided to revamp the franchise with the first serious Dark Knight (Batman) movie called “Batman Begins” since 1989’s Batman with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, but the 1989 movie started it all. Well, not all people went crazy for it. The real movie which is a sequel that turned Batman franchise around was “The Dark Knight”, which the acting of Heath Ledger’s Joker was really better than Nicholson’s Joker. The movie is real darker than the original back in the late 80’s. Christopher Nolan is a pure genius to recreate Bob Kane’s creation of the franchise. The characters of this decade of the 21st century is far best then the older movies of this Batman back in its heyday. Those were different eras. But I’ll take the new Batman rather then the old one anyway. Batman’s Bane the last villain in The Dark Knight franchise is far best then then the previous two Jokers in this franchise. It was Tim Burton’s Batman that started it all. For me the best movie out of all Batman movies was “The Dark Knight Rises” Tim Burton amazed us with his own Batman in the 80’s and 90’s, but I enjoy the old ones as well as the new ones. The best girl villain was Catwoman in the Dark Knight Rises movie, and if you haven’t seen it, then I recommend you to see it. It’s a great cinematic epic art of all these colorful characters. Batman will always be around, and they’ll make way better ones. My favorite movie series is “The Dark Knight Trilogy”. But you have to give most of the credit to Tim Burton, because he’s the one who started Batman back on the map in the Silver Screen. Most of us won’t ever forget these great wonderful movies.

Don’t talk to the Wall

The time I talked to the wall and it talked back. I was stunned and speechless. The wall has brought me great memories like putting pictures of sexy women on the wall, and putting famous posters of my favorite singers. I thought of Pink Floyd’s The Wall, and didn’t know that I could break it that way. The movie showed me ways of overcoming the wall. It has erased the doors and created a wall, but I’ve destroyed it to make a hole through it.

By the way my name is Walt Freeman, and am new to this experience, however me and it has made great friends through the years. I didn’t know that it could cuss out bad words and I complained to it. The wall apologized. This is a simple story of boredom.

But, out in public I and the wall walked together on the sidewalk by the neighborhood. People were staring at us saying “Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????????????????” I simply said “I know this is bizarre, but it is what it is.” The wall slapped me, but I told it is the truth.

This an experience I want to avoid and not talk about, because of my embarrassment. However, you could see its funny side, perhaps not. The wall explained he didn’t want to be a building or a home. But, I told it that he has to in order for people to stay safe and have a healthy environment.

The incident was all over the news, and all the people watching thought it’s hilarious, even the reporters laughed when they reported the story. Life is now changed and my friend it came back to my home and back to the structure of my home. Its mouth and resemblances as a person has disappeared.

Walls are there to protect you, and thank them for it. I’ve never thanked a wall ever in my life, and this was my very first time doing so. What am I to learn from this? Am I ever going to have a normal life because of it? I don’t think so.

Well, I still lead a normal life, even if people laugh at me from the weird experience of the wall in public. Until, then

The iconic "marching hammers".

The iconic “marching hammers”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

don’t ever make friends to your wall, and you’ll never have this experience in your lifetime.

The WoodsCamp Vampire Murders

Vampire

Vampire (Photo credit: virginsuicide photography)

Holly has been bitten by a vampire, and escapes from her neighborhood of WoodsCamp are a place where homes are surrounded by trees and roads 15 yards away. The South part of Havor County is a forestry place where there are trees, flowers, and bushes near scattered homes of where vampires’ haunting are seen and experienced from the neighbors at 134th Avenue and 65th Street. The neighbors don’t always come out, because of them being attacked by vampires. Holly quickly runs left once she is halt by Adam behind her. She quickly falls down.

“What is simply the matter with you little tramping?” he asked

“There are vampires all over my neighborhood haunting people!” she explained

“Don’t be silly there are no vampires.” Adam said

She ignored it. She grabbed him by the shirt going straight right, than quickly ran to solve the problem. Once he is dragged into this mess a vampire grabs him. The vampire starts biting him from his right neck.

In fast forward motion she grabs a huge stick a few inches away with spikes in front, and hits the vampire in front of her once he tried to get directly at her. He tried to get her. Holly runs straight and sees other vampires at Havor County biting her friends Sam and Stephanie 20 yards away. Holly hides to see that the vampires are done with them. There was a whistle behind her left. She grabs it for an opportunity she had to take.

Adam quickly grabs her to bite her from behind. She notices that he too is a vampire. She dashes away to the right. She blows the whistle loud. He can’t stand the sound of the whistle. He tries to stand up to cover his ears.

The other vampires at Havor County did the same. The dead victims do the same also. Adam kicks her downward of both her feet. She pushes his feet upwards. He quickly falls down behind.

She runs to the neighborhood staright across to the right 1 feet away to see a Stillo light. She knows that by using it by pushing its button makes sunlight appear all over the sky. By doing so the sunlight appears and, then all the vampires are vanished.

Peter Pan is Old Now

Tinker Bell and the Mysterious Winter Woods

Tinker Bell and the Mysterious Winter Woods (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In Never Neverland Peter is now towards getting 80 years old and thought that he would never get old. He thought that he’ll never grow up and stay a little kid forever. There he is in his home looking all glum that he can’t play anymore and all the lost boys are with their parents. Tinker Bell is dead and he can’t find any companions to play with forever. He only has the island he loves so much and pretends to play with food. But, the mermaids he always saw were still there, but now old as he is.

He knew at some time he’s going to die and wonder if God will ever receive him in Heaven. Wendy and her brothers are now married and have jobs. But, when Peter Pan became old his long time friends, like Wendy, John and the others are now dead, but their kids and nephews are still living in a normal world. This isn’t what Peter wanted and he believes in the Fountain of Youth, but doesn’t know where it is.

Poor Peter Pan, and for sure that God will receive him in the Heavens. Why not? He rescued Wendy, her brothers, and the lost boys from Hook and his goon pirates.

Once he’s with the same suit that made him the famously known Peter Pan is now wearing off and no longer could do the things he could’ve done when he was a boy.

Well, that day Peter Pan died of natural causes and met Jesus alongside with God in his place. Jesus created Peter’s own version of the Never Neverland island and Peter Pan was so thrilled that he hugged Jesus thanking him for this favor.

Well, the real Never Neverland is soon now deserted and now belongs to the mermaids. But, they can’t get out of the water, because they only live underwater. The place was truly deserted and has no living beings on the island grounds. Peter Pan sure hoped there would be new lost boys, pirates to fight with, and someone like him as well. He truly cares about Never Neverland and the people in it. But, once he’s with God in Heaven he could no longer save the place. But, he lived happily for it’s what God wanted for him.