A New City (Ad)

Go to Hellsville, Vampires City. You will have a lot of fun. You will experience blood sucking and getting bitten while your blood gets drained by a vampire. Marry a female vampire and let her suck your blood out. You will have the best vacation of your lifetime. Enjoy Hellsville, Vampires City! You won’t regret it.

Al Kelpin

Al Kelpin is living the high life. Enjoying going out with beautiful women models. He has the money people can afford. But one unexpected visit turns him into something he isn’t. He eats a slice of steak and feels pretty strange. He thinks it’s a good meal though. But one day when he goes home he turns into a robot. It was that steak someone put a liquid into it. The liquid has a magic that turns humans into robots. It is real scary. Al is bluelike human robot. All the people are scared of him. They are afraid of what he is capable of as a robot but he can also die of age. Right now he is thirty years old and doesn’t have to worry about that now. Until he is 80 something he will die. But he is capable of killing any human being he encounters. His blood is blue and different from other people. He has a female as his wife and she is human, but she can take him any day.

Miami Teams

I hope that the Miami Hurricanes college football team wins more national titles. I hope that the Florida Panthers win Stanley Cup Titles. Go ‘canes! Go Panthers!

My Advice

Never become a jerk and bully at the same time. If you do, you will regret for the rest of your life. Be nice and be yourself. Never betray anyone who is nice, or you will have a tough social life. Respect nice people.