I Have An Alien Friend

Dear Brother Allen,

This is your brother, Lyle Stewart. Try not to be scared, and concerned, because I have a green alien friend. He is actually friendly. I discovered him when I saw him coming out of the UFO. He greeted me, and wanted me to show him around the planet. I told him I can only show him my hometown in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, USA, because I can’t go everywhere just like that. He said why. I told him it would take forever to see places on Earth, because the world is so huge. He understood. We went out to meet my parents, and they loved him. We wanted to go out, and see a baseball game with him. I told him there is a game playing between the Pittsburg Pirates, and the New York Mets. He was delighted to come, that he agreed to do it. So we went out to a baseball game. At the game the opponent player hit the ball, and it flew backwards into the stands where we are sitting at. The alien caught it, and he was on TV when they repeated the play. Later we came home from the game. He spent the night with us, and he told us his name is Hiwak. He told me all about his alien friends, and his home planet. Me, and my parents found his conversations fascinating, fun, and joyful. When we woke up my Dad surprised me that we’re going to Brazil for vacation. We went the next week and have had the most fun. While we were sitting outside eating at a restaurant in Brazil Hiwak wanted to unzip several women’s dresses to see what was under there. I told him not to, and he decided not to do it. But, suddenly he ignored my advice, and he unzipped the teen girl’s dress zapping his finger at her clothes. I told him to zip it, and apologize to her. Of course, we didn’t see her naked, but Hiwak wanted to badly. So he apologized to her, and she forgave him, but she gave him a hard slap on the face. But, she waved him bye at him with a kind happy face. A few days later we went to the parades, and later the next day we saw Brazil play against Mexico. Brazil won by the way, and now Hiwak’s favorite team is Brazil. We went back home, and once there we drove him back to his spaceship. he waved bye to us, came inside the UFO, and his spaceship departed Earth.

Sincerely yours,

Lyle Stewart

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